Finally, a saint for GAMERS

Finally, a saint for GAMERS.

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I hate the word "influencer" so much. It's just as retarded as "content creator".

But gamer saint!

marketer would sound too evil

first post blessed post

i thought it was athene

Paid shill sounds better

You guys do know God wouldn't let you play games in heaven since they are filled with degeneracy.

What, you want to use the y-word instead? that's a slur...

Yute?

At least saying "youtuber" doesn't sound stupid. It's straight forward and not trying to upsell what they do.

There's no "in heaven" nigger. Heaven is a post-real existence outside of time and reality. You can't do anything because there's no cause and effect. Everything just is, eternally. Everyone ends up in heaven at the same "time", because there is no time.

Why are Italians like this? Seriously, supposedly they're not supposed to worship graven idols or anything like that both Catholics are the worst when it comes to arcane, occult rituals. There are occultists who have less rituals and magic artifacts.

but that misses the point that they're advertising products

It sounds stupid for them, that's why they have to use "content creator" when talking about what they do for a living.

>Influencer only exist on Youtube

Just say instagrammer or whatever. Influencer is so damn pretentious.

I just wanted to comment saying this post is amazing.

"influencer" don't exists. Shills do.

Retarded cultist

What makes you think I'm a cultist

>At least saying "youtuber" doesn't sound stupid
I think it does.

he's describing the plot of LOST

cringe atheist burn in hell

Isn't performing a miracle one of the requirements for sainthood? What did this kid do?

You can perform miracles after the fact.

and the third day Gamers will rise up!

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Jew?

Damn so heaven is just a big giant savestate of everything that ever lived.

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Cured someone of pancreas disease in brazil

How else is grandma going to be with both your dead grandfather while also being with your step-grandfather?

He said nigger in competitive overwatch and wasn't banned.

This shit is heresy.

finally... gamers getting the respect we deserve....

he had a girlfriend

call the pope, the messiah is here!