I have a 5000 word essay assignment where I have to write about anything I want...

It's equivalent to cars, biking, hiking, etc these days.

write about a book you fucking virgin

No one equates hiking and biking to playing video games.

Holy shit, you guys drank a bit too much onions.

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Write about how The Witcher taught you about morality/ethics or some shit.

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Write about the philosophical views and implications tied to society creating artificial intelligence that rivals our own consciousness.

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Yeah, you're right. Hiking and biking are pretty childish activities that most people grow up out of and move on to videogames when they're adult.

I wish talking shit about video games was bannable on Zig Forums. Nobody comes here to see you practically cut yourselves and flagellate over how much of a loser you think you are for playing video games. So fucking tired of you goddamn NEETs. Don't come here if you think vidya makes you a loser. You fucking losers.

Every fucking thread on Zig Forums, you retards just wallow in your self hatred. It's like being in a house full of sick lepers. Have to wear a goddamn beak mask around you sad fucks.

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Stop the hyperbole. Do not write about video games for a school paper simple as. No one thinks exercising is the same as video games simple as. Video games are cool and fun to the people who like them only simple as.

I bike and hike and I kickbox and lift. And I play vidya. And I will equate vidya to all of those things any fucking day. You retards think you're so clever and mature for hating video games and calling them childish. Yeah, no, go read books, right? Morons. You have no idea about anything. Sit the fuck down.

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I love video games you stupid faggot. I'm just self aware enough to see people's reactions when someone talks about video games as opposed to almost anything else.

The philosophical implications of Nickies threads

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See
You fucking moron. Stupid fucking moron. You clearly need to exercise your mental capabilities as much as your body. Extremely fucking retarded moron. Please never even so much as reply to me. Your mere immature existence makes me wish I could detonate a nuclear bomb on you for being so dangerously ill of mind.

HURR VIDEO GAM BAD I SMART

You're not smart. You have a child's level of understanding in life. You can enjoy video games and exercise, it's so fucking simple, holy fuck. I wish so badly to just deck you in the jaw holy shit. Every fucking day with you low IQ morons.

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Those anons are pointing out that the Tutor will see it that way, not that they actually believe it.
Use your brain you stupid nigger before using dated memes as a reaction post.

ok boomer

>250 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started the research
I'm fucked aren't I?

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Self aware but yet a low testosterone conformist little piss pants bitch.
Look around you, moron. Do you see yourself being surrounded by a group of Nobel prize winners? Those people whose opinions you are afraid of - they consume alcohol every week and think THAT is what's mature and socially acceptable. What fucking retard would care about their approval?
You.

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Nigger that is 1/2 an intro.

>527252057
lol stay mad schizo

>250 words
250 is literally school tier, you can make one in a day if you focus on it.
t. I did that myself few times

In broad strokes, you could write about the interactivity of games and how it differentiates it from other forms of media by including the player as an element and how that makes it better than other forms of media.
In a more specific sense, whatever is important to you. Specific mechanics, story, design in relation to other things.

>Who cares if the Teacher thinks your a faggot and grades you low causing you to miss the discipline you wanted to get into.
Bitch sometimes you have to conform to the people around you to make ends meet, you haven't worked a single day in your fucking life.

Who gives a singular semblance of a fuck what someone sees in what way? What do you think that tutor's principles in life are like? He probably got drunk one evening in his life, went home smelling like ass and took a shit in his bath tub, then woke up the next morning with a hangover. What worth is his opinion to OP? We don't live in a fucking meritocracy. His tutor probably isn't a tutor for deserving to be one.

Stop fucking wallowing in the opinions of morons you're surrounded with every day. It's clearly making you morons as well.

Make an entire essay critizing the extremely narrow and limited forced diversity in video games and how it affects those who are seen as not worthy of being included such as cripples and those suffering from dwarfism

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I might talk about how the invention of the internet has resulted in the degradation of secrets in the world in general. Then im not limited to video games but can have a chapter focusing on it. Like how back in the 90s no one could look up the moves for fighting games and had to discover shit by playing other real people. So if i run out about things to talk about regarding videoo games I can switch to a diffrent topic. Thoughts?

How about wirting about video games and violence? Everyone is familiar with this topic. Anyone will be able to follow.

>527252057
>527252372
Take your meds loser

Because he can make OP fail you retard

I already asked my teacher how they would mark my work if they had no knowledge on what I was talking about. They said they will just grade based on how good my writing is. So it actually seems easier to write about more obscure things as its hard to fact check.

Write about the benefits of little girl protagonists in video games.

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>So it actually seems easier to write about more obscure things as its hard to fact check.
I can vouch for doing this, I wrote about some bumfuck church that nobody knows about and half the shit was wrong/fluff and one of the citations was a dead link, still passed anyway.

this
write about the autismal minecraft joke compendium

>You can enjoy video games and exercise
true but if its not readily apparent just from looking at you that you exercise you will be seen as a nerd loser for being enthusiastic about playing video games so much you write papers about them at school. Unless you are attractive or high status you are gonna look for a dork for harping on a low status activity like playing video games. If you just want to be you then fine but dont pretend you wont look like a dumb nerd.

>250 words

dude that's two paragraphs. Quit being a pussy you can get that done in literally ten minutes

See Then take your meds schizo.

Newfaaaaaaaaaaagggggssss

>I might talk about how the invention of the internet has resulted in the degradation of secrets in the world in general.
Talk about how the internet has changed how people perceive and interact with information. You could tie it into secondary consumption becoming the most common form of consumption. As in people having become used to watching a video to get information from a secondary source rather than discovering it themselves. Stuff like youtubers and streamers.
Mysteries and secrets in games and software could be a chapter of its own, what with datamining becoming common and current source code leaks happening.

>I was only pretending to be retarded!

>150 word essay due tomorrow
I'm gonna fucking kill myself bros

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ok

You aren't pretending though, you actually are retarded, kek

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I'll probably go with this. Thanks user.

write about fortnite you underage retard

dumb newfag pretending to be an oldfag
put me in the screncap

I've been here since late 2018 FAGGOT

The parallelization of complexity in minecraft mods compared to actual industry.

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