Here is your cyberpunk 2077 wife Zig Forums

what is wrong with you fags hating tattoos? I find her much more attractive with them.

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Tattoos are fucking disgusting. Bitch probably drinks and smokes too, yuck

>wife
Cringe. Hopefully nobody will pander to you mentally ill incels in a high profile game ever again

>can't romance a lesbian as a male
>this surprises Zig Forumsirgins who can't romance any woman

So? So does a huge portion of the population on Earth. Good luck finding a woman irl with that description, basically a doll.

El goblina

>dyed hair, tats, smokes, black fingernails
>wife

I'd fuck and stealth impregnate her once and never see her again.

>I'd fuck-
No you wouldn't, retarded incel

What's the point?
She's just gonna abort if she hasn't made herself infertile already.

None of the women I've been with drank or smoked or had tattoos or stupid dyed hair because I wouldn't fucking tolerate it. There are tons of women that aren't fucking gross in the world, dude.

>not pirating it

>wanting to romance anyone aside from Meredith
lmaoing at ur life

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I mean, I'd fuck you too if I knew where you were. You can't talk to me like that without getting dicked hard, you little bitch. Why don't you let me know so I can come on over and fill you up?

Lesbians dont exist they have to poorly imitate male on female penetration during sex

She is confirmed lesbian only

Cheaper for me to buy than to pirate. (time = money, and my time is more valuable than most people's)

it's called preference.
u faggot

pretty cringe / 10

Can I be a woman and turn her down because I don't date gross tatted up sluts like her?

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>yuri-only romance option
based
>female player character looks like a tranny, so actually it's basically hetero
unbased

>poorfag cope

From a lighting standpoint that shot makes no sense op.

hell yeah. is corpo mommy romancable?

>pirating a CDPR game
Yeah, sure right after I kill some children and destroy a rainforest.

corpo mommy .
glad they made her blond. suits her better

I have more money than you faggots because I steal all my games :^

Shut up tranny, I am going to marry Judy.

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Yep, almost certainly dicksexual.

Yes.

I've saved at least $2000 over 10 years by pirating AAA games

Feels good

Lol is incel your cope word?
Is everyone who disagrees with you an incel?
Hahaha what a faggot you are.

Yeah and it's also called having a fucking shit taste.

I AM GOING TO MARRY JUDY AND SUCK ON HER PERT MILKIES.

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Why is women, especially older ones, in suits so hot?

Holy... She needs to be protected at all costs.

animations are so much better compared to witcher 3

If I play with a male character and romance a female, I feel like a cuck because I'm making some other dude romance the woman I like.
If I play with a female character and romance a male, I feel like a faggot because I'm forced to judge the males romantically.
This is why I've only ever had lesbian romances in games

>whoops you can't romance her if you are a male player character hehe
Good thing you can change that in Cyberpunk 2077.

Dommy vibe, or indicator that she's a provider and can take care of you.

Because she is clearly modeled after Gillian Anderson, and that's mommy kino.

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What is wrong with that? Homosexuality is a real thing.

I, too, watch Hannibal.

That means you have good taste.

Because you recognize that underneath that cold business woman charade is a true nympho spirit waiting to bestow herself upon you.

300 IQ.

But I like to play a female from time to time and just fuck everyone around. It's like playing a porn game. I made Kassandra from AC: Odyssey sleep with everyone I could. It's pretty hot.

Solution: play as a futa.

Here is your "non-degenerate" trad wife anons

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Futa is another male.
Anything that has a dick and ejaculates semen is my rival.

>Character is written as a lesbian
>Will only romance girls meaning you'll have to play a girl one of your three runs
Imagine wanting to go to the Bioware route where everyone is primarily bi. Also it's probably gonna get modded in after a month or two.

I'll have to ask my therapist. She knows for sure

>If I play with a male character and romance a female, I feel like a cuck because I'm making some other dude romance the woman I like.
How does that logic work in games like Cyberpunk 2077 with full character creators and played in first person? It is as self-insert as you can get.

I'm fine with games where characters have a defined sexuality. It makes them actually characters and not just sexual amorphous blobs.

>Garrus was suddenly gay in later games

Why do you have this image saved?

This will never stop being funny

[citation needed]

Pretty based. I play mostly female for the same reason

I only game I've romanced a man was 3 houses because I was playing Byleth and I was pretty sure any woman in her position would marry Dmitri because that's some fairy tale shit

qrd ?

Nothing wrong with being a cuck, user. Try it a few times, I am sure you will enjoy it eventually.

>Futa is another male.
Wrong.
>Anything that has a dick and ejaculates semen is my rival.
>not broing it up with a futabro and mutually masturbating each other while playing a VN together
Ya blew it.

>playing anime romance VNs
sorry to tell you user, but you're already a faggot

>not broing it up with a futabro and mutually masturbating each other while playing a VN together
Even if I was into homosexuality I would not be into sharing a woman with another male.

I will just take this for free and wait for the mods.

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>non-degenerate women

There's no such thing. Women have to be beaten and forced to be decent. Why do you think the men are called the husbands? Do you know what a husband is? A husband is a FARMER that raises ANIMALS. As in, women are fucking ANIMALS. It's up to MEN to civilize them. The fucking whores would do nothing but menstrate all over each other and accomplish nothing if left to their own devices, and if you want proof of that just look up the matriarchies of the world and fucking pick one. Women suck.

why would you play as a male character
are you gay or do you have a cuck fetish?

>mormon girl who is the literal definition of a trad wife goes to sgdq with her husband
>drinks for the first time in a room full of strangers one night and starts flirting with them right in front of her husband
>husband obviously uncomfortable so he leaves like a cuck
>ends up getting gangbanged and slathered in cum by the men

trad wives are a meme. get a cute alt gf who is vulnerable and she will never ever leave your side and will actively avoid other men when alone.

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Where’s the source she’s for lesbians only?

welcome to the club

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But it's the closest I'm going to get to a new advance wars. I just want to control an army

That you can't romance her if you're a male player character?

kek