Mario if he cake

Mario if he cake

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you just know somewhere out there is a Zig Forums nintendo cultist whos over 30 years old and unironically got this and felt happy about it

mario if he bar

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cool. now do one with sonic

What does it taste like?

Why doesn't the Zelda series ever get collabs like these.

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Cake and ice cream and such

Even kids and old people know Mario, Zelda is for sweaty neckbeards

>1:1 cake-to-frosting ratio
Jesus Christ.

THIS IS THE MERIO THE PEOPLE WANT!!!!

FUCKING CHRIST NINTENDO, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BLACK SOUL

HIRE

THIS

MAN

Das ice cream

The nearest Cold Stone is 100+ miles away. I hate living here sometimes
That stuff in the middle is ice cream

STOP

Coldstone cakes were god tier back when i was still a very fat fuck

like early onset type 2 diabetes

This. Coldstone literally gave me root canal on my first try

It's okay, just a simple vanilla cake with rainbow sprinkles. The frosting is a thin layer. At least the toy cars are cool

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There are two sizes, small and large. I got the large one two slept with 4 other friends and myself. We could only finish about half of it, and we'll eat the rest next Friday. As you can see, the frosting is thin, there are two cakes and two layers of ice cream. It's not the best, but at least it's something you can say to others you've done

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>idiots from the last thread thought this was fondant
Get fucked retards

Nigga, Cold Stone in general hits good. Birthday Cake Remix is pure sex.

Stop being frail white guys.

when was the last time you ate cake, Zig Forums?

Only shitty countries use fondant

Last month, my birthday.

>if you're not stuffing 8000 calories into your stomach every hour, you're white!
When's that next heart attack, you fat piece of shit?

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Post your body.

I just want to eat a hobbit hole one more time

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I got the milk shake. It tasted like Mario’s penis. 10/10

t. 32 year old bald fagit who still bing bing wahooos

Post your body.

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>Hiding behind memes
Coward.