You are becoming hysterical

You are becoming hysterical.

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>found you

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>the most soulless-looking android fuck designed to be unnervingly soulless has more soul than most enemies in current gen games

imagine the FEEL of that synthetic blue plastic wrinkled around the neck soft maybe squishy a bit

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really how did Seegson fuck up on these things THAT bad?

are you homo for a fucking machine?

>Tut, tut...

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You always know a Working Joe

Anyone else find it hard to believe the people on Sevastopol would devolve into psychopath looters in less than a week?

>Hope the alien would be distracted by it my first run
>My face watching it casually pass it by in favor of trolling around my locker some more

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can't be gay if it's a robot

Nah just because theyre completely confined surrounded by black nothingness

Its not a week and they are actively being hunted by gribbly.

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>He doesn't want a QT Android bf

It aint even gay nigga, Androids aint men they robots and robots cant be gay nigga

Isaac asimov's fourth law: robots aint gay yo

Of course its not realistic. Roughly two hours into the complete collapse of social order they should have devolved into a multitude of violent gangs led by an utterly ruthless, but fair, literal honest to God warlord who wouldn't hesitate to kill anybody who even thinks of disagreeing with him.

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its not a week and Seegson had been fucking over the people on the station even before the ayylmao arrived, everyone was already on the edge

niggas in space

I drool as the thought of this game with proper ray tracing.

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Who closed the shutters?

Has a game EVER been done as dirty by video game """"journalists"""" as Alien: Isolation?

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¯\(°_o)/¯

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>no alien nude mod

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>Make Alien game
>Alien isn't even in it for 6 hours

What the FUCK were they thinking? The human and robot enemies are cool extra flavor but they can't carry the game on its own

>Frustrating Alien AI
It's literaly one of the best AI of the generation
>Loses the fear
What? Because you get guns that don't even work on the alien?
>Poor pacing
Didn't really notice anything like that

not that I recall any, but it sure showed the retarded side of IGN
>complaining that a singleplayer game at a 60.00EUR/$ price is "too long"
>Frustrating Alien AI in a game designed around the Alien tryying to outwit you, tether is annoying admittedly
>loses the fear
Admittedly the scare factor gets weaker as the game gets relatively formulaic, but if someone likes the base gameplay they will continue liking it
I still fire the game up every 4-5 months, mod the Alien and let it rip

>Alien isn't even in it for 6 hours
wut? You meet the alien 20 minutes in.

Did this guy get arrested?

Ripley ejects one of the Aliens from the station about halfway through the game, and then there's absolutely zero aliens for like, 5-6 hours and they only show up again right before it's over

God Hand, never forget.

>SOUL SOUL SOUL SOULSOUL SOUL
shut the fuck up

suck my dick you soulless faggot

I think it was Ransome, the shady Seegson exec who blackmails everyone. Closing the shutters is one of the side objectives in his dlc iirc.