I’ve been in a coma for the last 11 years, i’ve been out for a week and i’m fucking confused about everything. I’m posting this on the phone my family gave me, didn’t even know Zig Forums was on the go now. What the fuck did I miss?
I’ve been in a coma for the last 11 years, i’ve been out for a week and i’m fucking confused about everything...
Dominic Martin
Evan Rogers
correction i’ve been in a coma for 11 years I just got out
Landon Perez
Don't ask. I'm sure you'll be happier if you just go back to sleep.
Matthew Cox
Really, you would be better off going back to sleep
This timeline is cursed
Mason Wilson
You will only regret waking up.
Adrian Lopez
what do you even gain from larping like this
Luke Walker
The internet went to shit
Carter Wright
genuinely, everything you liked probably fucking sucks now. smartphones really took off, so everything online is (even more so) designed around the retarded normie horde that they bring.
Adam Myers
>democrats are the same thing as leftists
no
Elijah Ward
A dump of old memes maybe?
Grayson Barnes
tl;dr Zig Forums is now a le epic based right wing website after stormfags invaded in the early-2010s
the memes are shit
the mods are retards
90% of the users came here after 2016
just go back to sleep.
Elijah Myers
yeah yeah I still need to catch up with whatever the fuck happened with everything else but how’s vidya? i’m taking this day to catch up on that again
Carter Phillips
ace combat 7 is pretty neat
so is Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2
also doom wads are better than ever
Nathan Carter
I see I missed two whole smash brothers games, what the fuck is a steve
Julian Nguyen
Bump
Tyler Perez
Internet connected cell phones existed 10 years ago, retard
Mason White
>What the fuck did I miss?
Nothing good, I can assure you that.
Jeremiah Nguyen
The world went to shit
Kevin Bailey
Post proof and I'll humor this thread
Grayson Adams
Moot died
Julian Lopez
Post proof faggot
Asher Garcia
I saw somebody claiming to have been in a coma for 5 years and I did the same. Where's my gold?
Kevin Bennett
Well, Devil May Cry 5 came out. Oh, also a reebot, bit we don't talk about that. There's these things called Dark Souls and Bloodborne that are pretty cool, but the latter requires a PS4. New console gen comes out next month, and there was also a Virtual Reality game for Half Life where Alyx is the protag.
So what happened to ya to get into a coma? And what did you do to crawl back out?
Joseph Murphy
>coma for 11 years
>using that pic
>when its from 2011
shoo shoo
Grayson Bailey
You missed Portal 2, so you should probably play that. It's kino.
Caleb Fisher
go back, it's not worth it
Jonathan Williams
Go back to sleep for another 10 years, we'll probably be post apocalyptic at that point.
Isaac Powell
everything is pozzed, freedom is dead.
Luis Ward
>coma for 11 years
Prove it
Joseph Butler
We're living in the matrix.
Christopher Torres
not much changed honestly
and it sucks
Isaac Barnes
Internet never should have went beyond the home PC. No laptops or smartphones, then no normies would ever use it
James Cruz
What age did you go into a coma
Ayden Hall
I know this is a LARP for comedic purposed, but imagine how fucking hilarious it would be for some oldfag to wake up from a coma and see the current state of the world, and especially the bastardization of the internet.