Say something nice about my wife

Say something nice about my wife.

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Is that... a unique character...

Mr. Miyamoto, please sit down.

smug little shit

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gross

will she suck and fuck?

Vivian is better in every way, but she is second best.

bow is an actual female though

One of my first ojousamas

Always with this! NO! Vivian is 100% female in the North American release (which is the only one that matters if you're on 4channel).

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She's female in the Japanese version too. her sisters were just making fun of her by calling her a boy.

Thank you user for the clarification. In the end, it doesn't really matter since we will never see in a real Mario game again. So people can consider her whatever they want, I"m just glad to still see her posted from time to time.

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LET THOSE DAMN BOOS OUTTA THERE OR I'M GONNA SIT DOWN

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MU HECKIN TROONERINO! VIVIAN HAS TO BE A TRANNY BECAUSE I RELY IN NINTENDO FOR APPROVAL OF MY HECKIN LIFESTYLE HELP ME NIGGERMAN, IM JOINING THE 41% AHHHHHHHHHHH

what happens when doing doggystyle?
Technically you are looking at her but she can't see it
Missionary would be awkward

cope

Mirrors, and she can grow in size. Maybe she can change her shape too?

Vivian is best boy.

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why is this the first time I've heard this? seems like someone would've claimed that in a previous vivian thread instead of insisting she's a based trap

we were having a nice PM thread until you showed up

Cute ghost wife

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Based

>Zig Forums is full of closeted faggots who havent even played the game they jack off to every day
surprises nobody

Insulting her by calling her a boy doesn't make much sense if it isn't true.

>Zig Forums is full of closeted faggots who havent even played the game they jack off to every day in japanese
The gender implications are completely removed in English releases.

Just held my own in a voice chat argument versus three people. I had one dry mouth moment where i mispronounced a word though. Did i lose? Or did i instantly win for taking on 3 people at once and never pausing.

it makes sense if you believe she's a boy who wants to be called a girl but Im pretty sure I'll never get a 100% certain answer on this until I learn japanese and play it myself which will never happen

yes, but closeted faggots will keep telling you that "lol the japs think shes a boy!!" so

proof?

NUUUU ONRY TOADS IN HATARUS

Why do Paper Mario threads always devolve into arguing over whether Vivian is a tranny or not?

It's all about the (you)s, and it will always, ALWAYS get them (you)s.

She's dead