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I've never Modded Skyrim before.
What mods would you recommend if I want a Comfy Argonian life with a cute Argonian Wife?
It doesn't need anything too lewd, more home life and work stuff would be nice.

Okay I’ll be that dick: REPTILES DON’T HAVE TITS! Tits are for milk storage which mammals use to feed their young. Reptiles just lay eggs and fuck off. Argonians included. Also they would only have cloacas to shit, piss and lay eggs from the same hole. Now give me your hate (You)s

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Argonians canonically have tits to please human men. Not even joking.
The Hist gave them tits to better infiltrate human societies and collect information for it.

Basically the Hist is a champion of hmofa.

Cloacas are sexy efficient holes
And efficiency is sexy.

I offer you this singular (You)

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Reptiles also don't have opposable thumbs but no one spergs out about that

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I headcanon their tits also contain histsap to spread the hists control to foolish humans who suckle on their lizard milkers

If they were hardened scales like a crocodile they wouldn't be pleasant but you can get really soft scaly skin, it is possible in certain species if you've ever touched a frog you'll understand what I mean.

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>Reptiles also don't have opposable
Yey

You know I was going to respond saying that it wouldn't be unreasonable to say that they evolved to have similar sexually dimorphic traits to other species for survival purposes. Surprised it is actually canon.

The scales on a lizards underbelly are much softer than on their backs and legs.
Lizard tits would be odd, but nice.

Bro wouldn't it make the most sense if an Argonian is the Dragonborn?
Dragons and Argonians are both Lizards!

What does the canon say about impregnation? Can I give a cute argo a babby?

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>ywn hav a cute little lizzard wife

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I wish I had an argonian mommy girlfriend.

What are the best games besides Skyrim for Lizard Ass and Titties?

Says you

Khajiit sluts
>fur everywhere in your home
>barbed cat tongue
>HATES water

Argonian master race
>cool dragon scales
>they mirin that mammal heat
>wants to be your maid
>loves pool sex

Why would a cold blooded lizard need tits?

to get money from imperials

Yes because if you try i will pull your cock directly out of the chameleon pussy.

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Not all reptiles are lizards

To hold hist.

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I think they just give birth like the rest of the races?
I remember some lore about the child taking after the mother for their race.

Yeah its like camels.

Women already pee from their vagina you retard

Do NOT interupt me before I finished.
Also Komodo>Chameleon

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Liska best scalie schoolie debate me

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