Media you want to see made into video games

Media you want to see made into video games

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I didn't like the multiplying bread minigame

I want a Doctor Strange game like this.

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>playing in anything but the original Hebrew
I fucking hated the shitty localization job of the KJV and every derivative thereof.

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>zoomers

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Heck, there's even an operating system full of games.

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Sucks that the only BLAME! like game is a walking simulator, but that is pretty much spot on the more I think about it.

Why doesn’t any media ever portray biblical figures for the raving paranoid schizophrenics they actually were? Would it be to disturbing for general audiences?

>the edgy atheist has arrived

You are just afraid to admit the truth christfag.

It's not even any fun to fuck with people who are *this* easily triggered.

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Hernan Cortes's Letters, Bernal DIaz's True History, the Florentine Codex, and Duran's History of the Indies of New Spain


>The Meeting of the New and Old Worlds, the Mesoamericans encountering what seemed like advanced aliens from across the sea and the Spanish encountering what seems like rich, lost kingdoms in an unexplored land
>Contrast with colorful animal themed warsuits, bows, slings, atlatl, large warbanners, feathered ornaments, and colorful pyramids and temples, against steel, cannons, early firearms, and medieval cloth
>Political infighting between Cortes, the Governor of Cuba, rival Conquistador factions, and the Spanish crown, all acting with their own interests, and likewise between various Mesoamerican states, from different ruling Aztec cities trying to shift the balance of power against each other, the Kingdom of Tlaxcala, Cempoala, etc
>Both Spanish and Mesoamerican factions constantly using and manipulating each other to suit their own interests
>Insane coincidences like Cortes happening upon shipwrecked Spaniards to act as translators and arriving just in time to make allies with and narrowly managed to make an alliance with Tlaxcala; and/or if you believe the accounts, omens from Aztec priests
>Conquistadors slack jawed at Tenochtitlan, them living among it for months, a taste of what could have been if peaceful relations maintained
>All hell breaking lose in La Noche Triste, Conquistadors having to flee this wonderful, alien city as the population rises up against them to chase them down
>Rival Conquistador forces showing up to arrest Cortes, rapidly shifting alliances with kings of various city-states variously switching sides as new shit happens between that, smallpox breaking out etc
>Culminates in a final intense siege with DIY briagtines and dense urban warfare
>Seeing Tenochtitlan slowly be dismantled and razed over the course of the siege with a bitter note of it being symbolic of the destruction of an entire cradle of civilization.

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The New Testament was written in Koine Greek

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what game?

Eh, there were also the tribal leaders with their religio-political agendas and the shut-in ascetics who starved themselves to their figurative and/or literal deaths obsessing over the word. Hmm, thinking about it, an Asceticism simulator could be an interesting experience.

enter the undisputed champ

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not him but I'm pretty sure he's talking about NaissanceE

Blood Meridian would work so much better but would be banned

store.steampowered.com/app/265690/NaissanceE/

cool thanks lads

Scorn seems kinda like BLAME! In terms of taking place in a megastructure and there being almost no dialogue at least.

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MDickie is based.

I would do it if I know how to make games.
It's the only way to make retarded sheep west learn about Islam instead of their TVs and fake info from social media

what's the point, you can't even show the main character's face

Not close enough to the source material

NIGGER

Just play Hitman Contracts or Hitman Blood Money