Why are baby zombies stronger than adults

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babies in vidya are usually the worst. I'm currently playing Doom 3 and these shits are the most annoying enemies in the game.

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Baby

They haven't been decaying for as long

Because they want you to hate babies.

One of the best designs in doom 3. Really wish they would bring them back for the new ones.

do zombies fuck?

Only the ones who's dicks haven't fallen off yet.

Because kids are cruel

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but there are no female zombies

a-about what?

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Females are not required for fucking.

>tiny hitbox + attack cooldown + godawful hit detection + server lag
This shit is exactly why we needed spamclick attacking in MC.

they are required for childbirth

Not in Minecraft. Everything reproduces homosexually by design.

And there he goes.

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go spread your propaganda somewhere else, homo lala man

I don't make the rules buddy.

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oh no...

ay caramba

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a-user kun?!

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>Jeb takes over
>Steve becomes Steve & Alex
>Pigmen become Piglins
>Still no bulls, only cows
big think

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Minecraft creatures are like snails. Any 2 make a baby by just rubbing ageinst eachother

BASED :3

And then Markus here drank the Zig Forums koolaid and blacklisted himself from everything except his bank account

>obsessed seething poorfag

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Sounds based, too bad he's a cucked Qnigger and too brainwashed to even consider naming the jew, despite being one of the people who'd be able to get away with it.