Pick your potion, Zig Forums

Pick your potion, Zig Forums

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Chalice of relaxation. Its the only one that explicitly says it will last more than 48 hours

>gambler's potion
>every morning
>trash jug
>each time you consume it
based brainlet

gambler's potion easily
each time you roll there's an EXTRA 0.1% chance of having a very lucky day
in 3 years the chance of having a very lucky day will reach 100%

Trash Jug, since I'm physically incapable of vomiting

>trash jug
Isn't it vodka basically?

Chalice seems to have the best utility

Based ESL poster

Trash Jug.
All I gotta do is take one sip do a wish and repeat that until I have everything I want.

I'll take the Chalice, please.

Chalice, no fucking contest. Can't wish for immortality, so the closest to getting the most out of life is being awake for all the time you're usually asleep for it.
Get like 8 more hours out of all your days.

sounds easy on paper but unless you don't have a tongue you'll probably lose your sanity

English is my first language user, it's an error on the part of whoever wrote the image. It literally says that the extra chance is added every time you roll.

trash jug > chalice of relaxation > ethereal juicebox > gambler's potion

Chalice. Them I'd be the next Orange Cassidy

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Chalice seems to be the best one. Not only does it give you 8 more hours per day it also makes your life significally easier.

I still have to study with lucky/trashy potion. Only other option is the juicebox
>Buy GME
>Short Tesla
Etc

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>each time you roll there's an extra chance of having an extremely lucky day
Again, are you sure you're not from Mexico or some shit?

user... The word "extra"...

Chalice of relaxation all the way

Trash Jug seems pretty OP but if it tastes sufficiently terrible there are very few people who would be able to drink it in one go consistently without vomitting. No matter how iron you think your gut is.

holy shit are you retarded

>never need to sleep
>6x brainpower
>you look cool
>picking anything else

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Does not mean a compounding effect, it means there's an additional 0.1% chance each day of having an extremely lucky day, not that it's an additive effect that stacks.

Cope more Grammarlet

okay i'm not a native speaker but what i meant is there's a small chance that does not add up. But if it did add up, the chance would reset once you did get your extremely lucky day.

If that's the case, the wording should say that there's an additional 0.1% chance of getting it. Not that:
>every time you roll
you get an
>extra 0.1%
The combination of these two things means it's written to be additive. If you don't understand this, it's not my grammar which is the problem lmfao

what happens if you finish off the juicebox in one go? do you become the kind of hell?

>drink trash jug once
>wish for it to taste like apple juice from now on
easy

>never need to sleep
>6x brainpower
>you look cool
vs
>anything you wish for
yeah I think trash jug got you beat

0.1% is the "extra" in this case. It doesn't refer to an increasing chance being added every day

>every time you roll
>there is an EXTRA 0.1%
>every time
>every time you roll
>extra
ESLs have ruined this board

it doesn't affect potion effects which i assume means you can't change the taste of the potion

Trash jug only says consume. I can consume it with my ass.

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Trash Jug.

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You become Mob from mob psycho but it also feels like you're on 50 bad trips at once

No, each time you roll there is an extra 0.1% chance of having an extremely lucky day. Extra chance, meaning in addition to the chance of the first roll

>wish to be able to acutely control your sense of taste at will
Done. The potion's effects have not changed.

There is an extra, separate chance, beyond the chance you already have. However, the wording is clunky, so you have a point

Then there's no reason to include the phrase "every time you roll", based brainlet

>all these wannabe badasses thinking they could do it
i bet it would take you years to get used to the feeling of having your tastebuds raped anally, while i'll be here chilling with my immediate potion effects

>Trash Jug
Just buy one of these and you can get it all down within seconds and you really don't taste much of it

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