Autistic vidya shit you do

>Resub to WoW for a month every year or so and play alone, levelling a character while smoking weed and drinking beer and listening to music and podcasts. For whatever reason WoW (Vanilla or BC) is the only game I can do this for.

>Get drunk and play against bots in CSS on cs_office only. I have 300 hours in CSS doing this and only this, I've never played online.

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>tfw no bf

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Incompetent degenerates who smoke weed are always the first ones I /ignore in MMOs.

>playing games the way you want to
wow user how autistic

You'd never know I did it :- ) ) )

If you keep it to yourself, you are safe. You play like ass nonetheless though so you might get /ignored for just incompetence.

I question my sanity every time I take the giant alien spiders or disease outbreak event in ftl

you sound like one of those annoying taking shit too serious boomers who get kicked from the guild after a week

tf is this weak ass shit user, you sink hours enjoying yourself in games, OHH IM SO AUTISCTIC, you sound like a spastic fuck for even making this post, heres what I did that was truly autistic

>13 year old me playing metal gear solid 4
>fight scene with octo lady
>I beat her and she turns into sexy lady following me
>pins snake down and is caressing my face, apparently this hurts you
>I'm meant to shake analog stick and get her off snake but my cock gets hard
>I realise this turns me on real hard
>end up watching snake get repeatedly pinned down by pseudo naked octo lady and get molested
>he dies
>I restart mission
>rinse and repeat till he dies again
>do this couple times, dick is rock hard
>mum is behind me, I had moderate volume on and thought I'd hear her coming before she sees whats going on
>she sees a man on screen getting dommed by some blonde chick, loud snake grunts followed by octo lady giggles
>I'm just staring at screen with controller on my lap
>btw controller vibrates during this so you can figure out why I had it on my lap
>mum says food is ready and I snap my neck looking at her
>instanly open menu and restart mission
>moment of silence as she stares at me while black screen loads
>leaves
I did this for every one of those female bosses in mgs4, shit's given me a legit fetish for dom now so, yeah

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I'm starting to wonder if the person spamming the link to Tomoko's steam account is actually them or someone REALLY seething about them

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It's not. He's been doing this for years.

wow I thought I was bad, you guys really must be fucking losers

The best part is you don't even need to put effort into recognize them because they are unable to shut the fuck up about how fucking high they are dood

You alright man dont worry

Christ, at this point I wonder if he's even found anyone capable of dealing with him for longer than 30 minutes. Probably needy too

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Tell someone to watch how they talk to me.

Get upset when they are silent.

It's the most autistic thing.

I buy every new fighting game, dick around in practice mode for hours, then never touch it again.

It's my account, I am okay at talking to people but then I worry they don't like me so I don't log in for days.

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I've idle animations and I walk like kazuma kiryu and look fucking dumb

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>load up steam
>scroll through backlog
>can't be bothered playing any of these
>close steam
>load up Zig Forums
>an hour later...
>load up steam
>scroll through backlog...
I can spend days wanting to play something but never actually doing so.

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You've been here for years posting your profile link
What are you even doing with your life?
Not trying to be malicious but why

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playing runescape

He's a weird arab guy who just wants attention. Best to ignore him.

It increases my chance of finding a bf from near zero to something.
I'm not arab.

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>I walk like kiryu
>I look dumb
>walking like kiryu is dumb
>calling kiryu's walk dumb
neck

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to be fair, a super skinny boi walking like kiryu would be dumb

all you're doing is making yourself look desperate and sad, literally no one will approach you because of a profile spammed on Zig Forums jfc, get it through your head and fuck off

What do you mean?

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just wear a suit, suits make anyone look good

You're like the 1000th person to give him this talk. Just ignore him.