GABE NEWELL: 58 year old, Kojima: 57 year old

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ME: 33 year old

When your main source of nutrition is the local mcdonalds, your body will give up faster.

if only i could have both their wisdoms...

i would design the best video game ever

From the title I was expecting one of them to look old and one of them to look young
What was the purpose of this post?

>Doesn't know
Kojima dyes out the greys, you moron. Compare him to every other near 60 year old in Japan in the public eye.

kojimbo slams way more burgers than gaben

is steam-cooking everything the ultimate diet redpill?

they look fairly comparable besides the weight
and i'm pretty sure kojima actually eats more burgers while gaben has been more conscious of his diet. he was even fatter previously

look at them hot dilfs

Me: 18 year old

hey it's saucy

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You know this is illegal right

I can sentence you up to at least six years in prison for doing this, you know this right?

If you wanted my permission to use this picture you could have just asked, you know this right?

gaben looks comfy as fuck

He unironically looks very healthy. Look at those red cheeks, that perfect hairline and the good posture. Too bad he's too fat, but I bet he has a lot of muscle underneath it all.
Compare it to Kojima, he looks like he has a liver failure, he's slightly slouched and those teeth don't look to good.

Who here is a gabechad?

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of course hes a nigger

You know it doesn't matter where you live because you're responsible for your own posts on Zig Forums, right?

You know you own all your posts on Zig Forums right?

mgs6 and zoe3 vr exclusives confirmed

You know if I have to talk to you like this again I'm not going to call the mods right?

I'm glad gaben's lost weight. He was in real danger if he kept being as fa as he was before

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I also wanted to say i like big cocks in my mouth everyday

lmao what a faggot kek
>nigger
pic related

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Did they fuck?

literally all me

You know it's funny until people start getting fined, right?

Can we not give attention to the nigger tripfag.

Fuck off faggot no one wants your attention whoring. Go cry that the white man oppresses you and steal his bike like your friends.

You know it's funny I don't mind the shittalk on Zig Forums but I will personally exercise your wallet if you try this shit again.

The SHEER energy from this image has me sweating

What will he pay for?

A lawyer!

You will personally exercise my balls in your mouth. Fuck off faggot, no one likes you

I don't need to be liked to sue you for every dollar you own.

>Being this american
I hope you all cancerous faggots get nuked out of existence