>Assassin's Creed: Valhalla will have a new character named Otta Sluggason who hits rocks really far with a club, voiced by Dodger 1B Cody Bellinger
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I can't even find the fucking words for this...
Assassin's Creed: Valhalla will have a new character named Otta Sluggason who hits rocks really far with a club...
Nicholas White
Parker Collins
What the absolute fuck is wrong with Ubisoft man, all they had to do was make a kino Viking game that lets you pillage old england, wed many wives and go on Voyages and I would've bought it day 1. Fucking kikes.
Julian Ward
>it's real
What the fuck are they smoking over there?
Elijah Clark
turnerbros...
Angel Robinson
Turner is due
Hunter Martin
i went to school with him.
didnt know him though
Juan Collins
Thanks, Facebook-kun.
Ethan Nguyen
Literally who?
James Russell
>Ubisoft
Fucking lol.
Asher Baker
Literally a dude who won the World Series of baseball last week.
Aiden Young
I haven't bought a Ubisoft game since Blood Dragon.
Cooper Moore
God damn FUCK los doyers.
Brody Lee
Salty Asterisks fan?
Adrian Brooks
Seething barfs atlanta choke fan
Xavier Morris
Wrong.
WRONG.
Camden Evans
who did they play against? I usually watch each year but it didn't really cross my mind this time.
Ethan Foster
Tampa Bay Gays.
Landon Carter
If this was a Japanese game Zig Forums would cream themselves over how epic and wacky and soulful it is.
Ayden Perry
and? no one cares about this small sport and no one knows this literal who
Lincoln Williams
>Ubisoft
>all they had to do was make a kino Viking game
Making an actually good and soulful game is borderline impossible for these niggas. Ubisoft has become one of the most soulless shit-tier devs in the industry.
Daniel Robinson
>non-canon season
Connor Ward
>NOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST HATE A WESTERN AAA RELEASE!
Fag.
Jaxson Rivera
Nobody was talking about the Asstros
Jaxon Wright
>video game prices are going up
>it's not to make better games
>it's to pay for all the celebrity appearances that the marketing team insist on including in the game
Noah Allen
>Doyers finally win it all after 32 years and like 2 billion dollars
>It's in the literally who COVID season
lel
Alexander Harris
I'm more surprised that people still play Assassins Creed games, honestly.
Blake Miller
>so it's only canon if you cheat?
Samuel Cox
Well, Origins was actually good. Better than most of its predecessors. From 3 until Origins was shit.
Matthew Rivera
This.
Austin King
Why would you climb a pyramid like that?
Hunter Morales
game where you're only allowed one mistake?
Cooper White
Thanks for pulling Snell early, guys. We really appreciate it.
Nathan Wilson
Baseball is fucking brutal. Especially now that it's a TTO memefest.
Gavin Bailey
>the STATE of the Assassin's Creed franchise
Angel Jenkins
Black flag was a really good pirate game.
Jonathan Powell
Black Flag is the best AC so fuck you
Julian Baker
>1B
He's an outfielder
Gabriel Thomas
He actually plays both. They had him mostly in the OF for the World Series, though.
Oliver Wright
JT would have made a great viking
Kayden Gonzalez
Turner is a ginger faggot.
Bentley Perry
Based black flag hivemind.