Your Majesty, you. must. die. in HD

It's been upgraded to "actually fairly average game" now.

This remaster is what all true gamers strived for.

AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE

AFTER YOU SCRUBBED MY BALLS

THEN AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN GAMELON, THEN AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL OF ME, THEN AFTER YOU'VE RUBBED OIL ON MY PENIS, THEN YOU CAN RUB MY DICK, THEN YOU CAN EAT SHIT, THEN YOU CAN TAKE MY BOY TO DINNER

Your omnipotence! Have mercy!

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Is this an emulator or is this it's own program?

Game Maker 2, completely remade

Great!

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I know the games are a meme, but I'm surprised this isn't getting as much attention as it should be.

you have to wait for the obligatory Kotaku article on it, I'm kinda glad we got to it before it became super popular and DMCA'd

It's almost as if Zelda isn't held in as much of a high regard in the gaming industry as it once was, that zoomers don't give a shit about the franchise's history and that the boomers have less of an impact with each passing day.

YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE will die!

THEN YOU CAN SEND LINK FOR PIZZA
THEN YOU CAN SAVE ME FOUR PIECES OF PIZZA

Well now I have to play this game

THEN YOU CAN PROTECT ZELDA'S BOOBIES

Thanks to the user that posted the very first thread this morning, I've played through both games today and had a blast without any irony. They are genuinely fun games now that so many issues were fixed. Even new unlockables and shit.

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BOTW was the best selling Zelda game of all time.
Like
By a very significantly large margin

Then you can SAVE ME four pieces of pizza.

That's the best part.

CD-I zelda has a more interesting personality than every single other zelda in a main game except maybe BOTW put together

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Weird third-party source materials usually have better personalities when it comes to Nintendo, because god forbid they give their characters any personality that isn't approved by a board room to maximize sales.

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Link mah boi, stay here and sire me an heir. I will handle this matter myself.
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It would be hilarious

Oh god, this makes it worth playing alone.

Yep, making some backups on a hard drive and in the cloud.

>to maximize sales
i don't think it even does that properly, super bland personalities don't sell usually.
it's just that they are so fucking neutered, holy shit

i'm still mad at how TP turned out

it's just the same game remade in gamemaker by someone as a programming exercise merged with discord inside jokes

Probably because the characters actually interact with the world instead of everyone being subdivided into little 'parts' that never interact with one another.
It's just hilarious to watch them interact because they still look like Christian cartoons from the 80's and the original game still plays like it's from a 500 game compilation disc in the 90's.

We truly don't deserve the mad lad that remade these games. Bless him.

HOLY SHIT

This is fucking hilarious, bless this guy.

MADMAN

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>press escape
>game escapes

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Nintendo's face when

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