Why do these games feel like such a slog to play?

Why do these games feel like such a slog to play?

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because you need instant gratification you zoomer FUCK

Here is you're gratification
are ya winnin son?

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Why play more than one asscreed game if you don’t like the style of gameplay? I found it pretty riddled with bugs but still enjoyed it because I liked the story and protagonist.

Vili is a pretty good waifu

because it’s like 100 hours if you do everything and they’re constantly incentivizing you to fuck around

you cant even really mainline the story because the areas have level ranges so you’ll eventually have to do side stuff to keep up

for a lack of a better word soul. they always had that formulaic design but the setting and character gave it charm and distinguished it. who wants to be play a dark age viking weirdo.

Ass Creed is zoomers' favorite though.

>Eivor your brother got captured should save him or
>hang on lads there’s a talking pig here

every task requires 5 minutes of wandering around to get to the task
each mission is 3 or 4 of these tasks

EIVOR, TRUST ME!
I HAVE A PLAN! IT'S A GOOD ONE!

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He was pretty cool at first. The more time he spent with not loki the worse he got.

>have to go through siege tactics to rescue him despite purposefully training as a solo stealthy infiltrator

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he goes back to being good after swallowing one hell of a redpill

>he thought he could go stealth in nu-asscreed
kek

>recognise the same VA whilst in the animus inside the animus
>Loki is hanging out with oniichan
>which is why every time you meet him he seems more isolated and unhinged
>mfw

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>have to amass fyrd despite speccing fully into Bear perks and being a literal one-man army that can just full-clear the whole castle singlehandedly

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That's pretty gay dude.

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how's this compared to odyssey?

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So you buy mtx, odyssey was the same.
it's that way by design

I thought for the first couple of minutes "oh he's projecting people he knows onto these characters" but that didn't last long

Do you think the other jarls are embarrassed when Eivor just batters the shit out of an entire army despite being a 5’6 manlet and makes them look terrible at fighting?

because they are. it's an Odyssey re-skin

i have not played any Asscreed since unity, im actually enjoying this one, people say is very similar to odyssey so i dont know.

>not using CE to give yourself the items for free
though the better option is not to play these trash heaps at all.

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at the very least valhalla is an asscreed game
odyssey was not

>Sigurd’s arm is cut off
>was sort of stupidly wondering how he’d figure in because I only heard Basim’s VA strongly
>childhood norseaboo hindbrain activates and I realise

Holy shit I've never seen that before.

Could you imagine if we had some white person talking about their slave ancestors in the US?

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the mtx don't actually speed things up

I actually had a lot of fun just playing through those edda shenanigans. No idea why we there aren't more games that just do tha-
>Too Human
aaaaaAaaAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

fuck you man. I had such high hopes for that game as a kid.

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so what's different? more stealth, less rpg shit?

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Ubisoft makes it so DENSE there's always a million distractions and activities. Probably to troll completionists or people with OCD

the environments look amazing, asgard in particular
the gameplay is repetitive and shallow
the story is just boring and unengaging

yeah, essentially
enemies are also not ridiculous damage sponges like in odyssey

This.

Shit like Fortnite has rotted your brain to the point where your attention span is that of a 2 year old.

I have 100%ed Odyssey and I loved it. I've completwd every zone, every achievement and found all Ostrakas.

Based.
Haven't touched the First Blade DLC, is it worth anything?