>just got approved for an Amazon credit card with $800 limit
>literally a new TV, Switch, and a dozen games for free
What games should I get for my new Switch?
Just got approved for an Amazon credit card with $800 limit
Caleb Richardson
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Jonathan Price
Based and debtmaxxxpilled
Parker Bailey
>free
He doesn’t know
Luis Walker
>free
Thats not how credit works.
Leo Martinez
why haven't you taken the DEBTMAXXX pill? want to own a house? easy. just apply for a mortgage. want a new car? you're qualified, just go to a $0 down, buy here pay here lot. need a new phone? finance it. student loans? just stop paying them and let them garnish your wages, they can't garnish >25%. owe money on your debt? just get a new credit card and do a balance transfer. if corporations can perpetually refinance billions in debt, why can't you? really, if you aren't living the DEBTMAXXX lifestyle you aren't living. it's simply a matter of showing up, speaking with the loan officer, looking him in the eye, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him that you want MORE DEBT.
* ALL BANKS AND CREDITORS KNOW YOU BY NAME
* FEARED YET RESPECTED BY LOAN OFFICERS
* DEBT COLLECTORS BLOCKED IN PHONE
* STILL SCREEN EVERY CALL TO VOICEMAIL
* NEVER ANSWER THE DOOR (CAN'T GET SERVED DEBT PAPERS)
* DEBT TO INCOME RATIO >100% BUT STILL GETTING NEW LOANS
* LEASED LUXURY CAR WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY TRADE IN
* HOUSE 6X YOUR SALARY ON 40 YEAR ARM MORTGAGE
* STARBUCKS & RESTAURANTS EVERY DAY
* ALL SUBSCRIPTION ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES
* 8 CREDIT CARDS, ALL MAXXXED OUT
* NEW IPHONE EVERY 6 MONTHS, FINANCED WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY
Joshua Powell
Based
Tyler Thompson
>they don't know
youtube.com
Lincoln Torres
That Switch probably won’t look that good on that TV. As for game recs:
>Xenoblade 1/2/Torna
>BOTW
>Mario Maker
>Astral Chain
Ayden Bailey
Uhh hello...based department?
Austin Williams
jewish tricks
David Reyes
I feel like I've seen this on one of the title cards of World Peace
Matthew Taylor
based. stick it to the (((bankers))) user
Noah Cooper
NOOOOOO DELETE THIS
James Ward
BANKERBROS WHAT'S THE FUCK DO WE DO?
Hunter Torres
What if a shit ton of people took out a shit ton of debt then just died? With no family or relatives known to give the debt to
Aaron Barnes
Why doesn’t this work?
t. neet that lives with parents
Gavin Cook
>for free
William Ortiz
nigger you won't even be able to get a phone with bad credit.
Caleb Powell
t. DSP
Thomas Morales
You see, they won't get a loan in the first place.
Kevin Wood
nice
Michael Young
Credit companies probably won't give you new cards and loans if you already have a bloated debt. Even if you did manage to DEBTMAXX, repossession and the law would probably be involved.
Benjamin Sanders
Based
Dylan Bennett
>B-BASED
Alexander Cox
this thread was hilarious last time, lets see if Big Chungus can pull it off again
Brayden Jones
Get impulse control
Isaac Torres
Begone merchant
Wyatt Watson
>he doesn't DEBTMAXXX
Jacob Scott
>got debt
>open new credit
>pay it all off
so easy
James Russell
Cant repo five years of wow subs
Noah Collins
AH GEEZ DOOD
Hunter Baker
Maybe a weird question, but can it be fun or exciting to be in debt?
Thomas Sanchez
good grip or meme?
Lincoln Lewis
>live DEBTMAXXX for 5-7 years
>do 3~ years in prison, steal an identity after release
>live DEBTMAXXX for 5-7 more years
been doing this for 20 years. just got out of prison 3 months ago and i've got a nice house on a lake already. might try to hide some assets this time.
Aaron Hernandez
You like playin games user
Cooper Adams
kek
Mason Hill
Was the anal rape worth it?