Which game has/is the best wife simulator?

Which game has/is the best wife simulator?

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Vile fucking whore

>If you don't wanna talk about it you can rest your head in my lap and we can talk about something else

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Why the fuck would she improperly fold my clothes and then HAND THEM TO ME?

>I made you cookies
>and milk
>I made you milk
MOMMY!

>woman
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>hey user, I'm a clingy pet
Do people really want that?

>Reddit
>"user"
Dumb fucking cunt couldn't get one fucking thing right, no wonder she is so desperate to be a "home maker" because she has absolutely zero marketable skills.

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Literally soulless. Incel fantasy.

Get a dog.

thats a boy isnt it

>maga hat
>Red Dead Redemption 2

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I was with it until she booted up RDR2

metro exodus

it's a male you dipshits

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>implying Zig Forums hasn't been reddit 2 for years and the amount of time the average user spends on reddit would even be possible to hide from your wife or housemate

I've seen the video, no it isn't. Her tattoos ruin the whole thing though.

cringe

It doesn't look male to me

I could have gotten on board with this until she put on the MAGA hat. What a bitch.

>projecting

>tattoos

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>deflecting

This is what those fucking kikes took from us

>I made you milk
>made
>milk
Yes fucking please

No, you are just sadly projecting, faggot. You're not anonymous if you have a fucking identity.

Good riddance.

>implying you are without an identity outside of Zig Forums

>people in this thread don't realize this is explicitly making fun of incels

you can't fuck a dog

Cope.

I've never seen a Redditor this fucking desperate to fit in before.

He's right though. This place hasn't been a sekrit klub for over a decade and the increasingly shrinking internet (in terms of nearly all traffic being funneled to giant aggregator sites like reddit as opposed to thousands of decentralized websites) and the mass saturation of smartphones means that this place is now full of redditors pretending that they're not. It's one big masquerade. If you need any proof just look at the homogeny of responses in any thread at any given hour on Zig Forums, and the dearth of new meme content being produced that aren't just edits of things from 2012.

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Cope for what?

thats a boy

rightoid fantasies are just as cringe as leftoid trannies

>implying you don't see worse in a mirror every day
real anons know the painful truth

how do boys make milk?

I don't hate women,i pity them,that the final conclusion

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Oh god I'm so profoundly lonely.
I'm not even ugly ffs

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they coom

Lies

Higher numbers of traffic doesn't mean Redditors take over the place, you fucking idiot. The internet doesn't have a finite amount of people allowed access to it. Those increases in Zig Forums traffic fit right along with the increases to internet traffic in general from Obama's bank bail out and smart phones bringing everyone online. The fact you think any of my argument had anything to do with Zig Forums being a "secret club" cements you're just a faggot Redditor who is desperately projecting his faggotry and assuming everyone else is as much of a faggot.

God not this stupid cunt.

Have you ever tried?

is your ass honestly conflating "redditor" with "average person"?

>Tattoo
You can't fool me you slut.

the only person trying to hide the fact that their is an abundance of redditors on Zig Forums are the redditors like you

Just because you don't do it?

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There's that projecting again.

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Thats a guy in a wig.

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