Noita thread

The hornets of the Hiisi Pogrom blow once again for another week of violence.
Show me your instrument of destruction, noita.

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6.7 Mb update bros!!

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>Decide to dick around with a pacifist coal mine run
>first holy mountain

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Perk lottery. The gods favor the brave.

indeed they do!

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I don't think I've played such a chill, comfy game since I was playing minecraft back in highschool when Notch was still posting his shit here. A wife, kids, house, a whole fucking tour of duty as a .mil, and now I'm mr. corporate big boy who wants nothing more then to start up the first run of the day and explore some comfy coal mines.

Same except that I have no house, no wife, no kids, never toured and I'm mr corporate slave living in the pod instead. This game let me forget things.

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>get teleported to fungal area with starter wand and lava potion
>fuck it
>throw lava potion at nearest enemy and just let myself melt
>learn a lot of fungal stuff hates lava
Noted. Noita'd.

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>test teleport wand
>"the gods are very impressed by you" with no sound whatsoever
What was that?

So brave he needs to cheat to get good perks and then goes on Zig Forums to show it off.

how did I cheat my way? the holy mountain after coal mines was god-like in this instance

He's talking about your edit wands mod. I used this mod for a while and then turned it off. Honestly it's much more fun and makes you more picky about wands, you should give it a try.

>Implying this isn't actually the first holy mountain and that you hacked in the edit wands perk

Pretty obvious from your lack of better equipment and the fact you also have an fuckugly graphics mod. And a medallion that you also obviously cheated to get.

if you see the screenshot, you can see I did a coal mine pacifist run since there is the chest there
but I do have the edit wands everywhere mod, but it's not relevant to my screenshot :)

Is there any way to make getting through Lava less aids if you took freezing field?

To anyone from yesterdays thread I actually made it to the parallel worlds

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just try beating the game without easy mode dude

Good on you user

Any screenshot taken with cheats can just be disregarded because it means you lack integrity and any "luck" might just be more cheating. Maybe you removed all the bad perks from the game.

take your meds schizo :)
might try to play the game instead of being triggered by me

I did

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>always casts reduce recharge time

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>every run where I get everything I want
>die stupidly

>every run where I get trash
>somehow survive

I just gave up on my last run because I got to temple of the art holy mountain, but frankly I bumbled my way in there, my wands were OK at best, and I ran out of money, and the only potentially decent perk was "add always cast"...which added "always cast random projectile"
I just gave up and fired until it randomly spawned something that would kill me (it didn't take long for it to cast earthquake shot and crush me)

Had a wand like that last night. It was great for hiisi and jungle.

I have 3 of those in my current run from original world, it's not as rare as you think

and I've never seen it, it's almost like the generation is random or something

>It Feels Cozy in Here

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Tbh edit wands everywhere is fine once you've beaten the game without it.

>NOOOOO YOU MUST PLAY WITHOUT MODS BECAUSE I SAY SO, DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S JUST A SINGLE PLAYER GAME AND HAS STEAM WORKSHOP INTEGRATED TO IT AND DEVS EVEN ENDORSE MODS IN THEIR OFFICIAL POSTS, I'M A VIDEO GAME PURIST AND I SAY YOU PARTICIPATE IN THIS THREAD BECAUSE YOU USED MODS.

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN EWE IS NOT CHEATING? IT VERY CLEARLY IS!! YOU MUST GET IT FROM A HOLY TEMPLE WHERE ITS 1 IN 100 PERKS, OTHERWISE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE IT. DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANDATORY IT OR THE FACT THEY MADE IT SO YOU CAN'T EDIT WANDS AFTER A TEMPLE HAS COLLAPSED, ONLY THROUGH HONEST AND PURIST GAMEPLAY YOU GET TO EDIT YOUR WANDS!!

PERKELE

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Ooh, a black whole wand. Nice.

so what's the most efficient way of getting rid of lava

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Holy shit what is the enemy HP scaling in NG+? Enemies in temple are taking like 50k before dying, the boss only had 1500 HP though lmao