>female player joins the server
Female player joins the server
Noah Bennett
Kevin Wright
>she becomes passive aggressive when she starts losing
Michael Ward
Aaron Lewis
Passive Aggressive people are the worst.
If you hate me, let me know early on so I know to either avoid you or kick the crap out of you.
Julian Hall
>female player joins the server
>that one guy immediately starts obnoxiously simping for her. Talking only to her. Looking for anything to start a conversation with.
>he's a completely different person with her
>he even goes to the point of putting other guys down to impress her
If you do this, you deserve to be fucking crucified.
Jackson Harris
>male player leaves the server
Adam King
this is the worst shit
Jonathan Morgan
>girl joins the server
>her voice sounds exactly like the guild leader in falsetto
>they’re dating
>she’s nicer to you than he is
Evan White
>hear cute girl's voice
>feel warm and fuzzy
Social isolation is turning me into an incel
Hudson Edwards
Bass voice over mic.
Jack Sanders
>female joins
>start shouting at teammates
>>GET OUT THERE AND SHOOT THEM
>>YOU USELESS KEKS
pretty based tbdesu
Christopher Jackson
>perfectly oiled teams fall apart because every third player is craving female attention
>server collapses shortly after
Samuel Campbell
>female player joins the server
>treat her like you would any other player
>finish the raid, log off
>have sex with my girlfriend
Gavin Diaz
Undyne's profile sprite makes her look so shit.
Isaiah Jones
>female group joins the server
>they're playing a drinking game anytime someone tells them to go back to the kitchen/make a sandwich etc
pretty based desu
Lucas Turner
>female player joins guild
>multiple members start simping
>said female is revealed to actually be a dude
>still a few simps left
Julian Gomez
she doesn't care
Jordan Taylor
I actually know a guy who would do this. I think he enjoys simpage and eventual rejection
Ryder Parker
yeah but being obnoxious and willing to throw your friends under the bus for pussy generally works if you're trying to hook up with the kind of unstable chick who play online videogames.
Kayden Turner
also if all of you knew how many of these girls willingly take 4 day long bus trips/spend hundreds if not thousands on plane tickets to meet up with some of these flubby dudes they meet online it would completely blackpill you
Ian Smith
Me too. Did you know it’s typical in prison to call the phone just to jerk off to a girls voice?
Joseph Collins
Do girls ever simp for men
Daniel Torres
Anthony White
Jeremy Meeks.
Colton Hill
no fucking shit sherlock
Sebastian Morris
Tons for Korean kpop boy bands
Grayson Gutierrez
Carter Perez
How do I make girls simp for me
Ethan Nguyen
I heard you can't romance this fish, should I still give a chance to undertale?
Benjamin Ortiz
be rich and famous
Joshua Jones
Ayden Sanchez
The only two archetypes of competent women in gaming will either
A. never speak, or barely speak and usually use text chat
B. already has non-orbiter males in her squad and will refuse to interact with anyone else for anything but humor
Cooper Stewart
Grayson Price
C. Your imouto
Liam Torres
I don't understand why someone would even fuse fef with vriska. Despite this, they still forgot the fucking horns?
Bentley Jones
Fish is better.
Camden Russell
is it too much to ask just pics of a girl from Zig Forums to jack off to?
don't care if she's ugly or fat, I need a nice jacking off session
will I make it bros
Owen Lee
>I heard you can't romance this fish, should I still give a chance to undertale?
Yes, but only if you can handle helping someone else romance the fish.