ITT: Times like you acted like the Joker in vidya

>game anti piracy warning
>stop playing, wear my pirate hat, and resume playing on my ship

I CAN HEAR THE VOICE BUT I DON'T WANNA LISTEN
STRAP ME DOWN AND TELL ME I'LL BE ALRIGHT

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>game tells me to have a good time
>I dont
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>pic related
name of her?

Used a free trainer in Assassins Creed Odyssey to skip the grind and bypass paid time savers.

Stoya

even ironically, this shit isn't funny

>her

Yes, HER

>game gives me a notification reminding me to take a break every now and then
>I close it and continue to play for another 15 minutes
NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

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>NPC says its better to go in stealthily than loud
>go in loud anyway
DO YOU EVEN HAVE A REAL LIFE, A REAL LIFE, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

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>please adjust you brightness so the icon is barely visible
>turn the brightness all the way up
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>buy game at full price
>goes on sale the next day
>FUCK SOCIETY, CAPITALISM HAS FAILED ME
>punch my fucking monitor and shove a cigar up my asshole

I’m the joka baby

mia rand

nice to see Penders has been keeping busy

>NeoQuest
>Put all my points in Fire Magic and nothing else on Evil! mode

BECAUSE MAYBEEEE
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES MEEEEE

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>game tells me to press any button
>press the home button

>zoomers don't know
Truly the zoomer life is a rough one. I pity them more and more every day.

I do this unironically, your game isn't scarier if I can't see anything it's just annoying

>game piracy warning
>stop playing, purchase the game, resume playing

sometimes you out-joker the joker

>before playing multiplayer game, TOS agreement pops up saying I won’t be toxic while playing
>agree to it
>eat some rat poison pellets and down it with bleach
>play game
WHEN I WAS! A YOUNG BOY!

Exactly. Hard to be scared when you run into walls and furniture.

I yell racial and sexist slurs at minorities and women in Minecraft ;^> [\spoiler]

>press A to jump
>press x and jump IRL
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS

>buy video game
>never play it

SO HERE I AM

ella hollywood, bro

>game mentions to save before quitting
>quit without saving
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

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>game gives tips during the loading screen
>Look away and don't read
YOU MAKE ME FEEL
LIKE THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WOOOORLD

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>Get incredibly rare item
>Sell it to an NPC for nothing

TIME TO GET THE SEEDS INTO THE COLD GROUND

IT TAKES A WHILE TO GROW ANYTHING

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>game says to not shut down the console when the icon is on screen
>shut down the console during the load screens
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>game says press start to play
>press B
SING US A SONG YOURE THE PIANOOOOO MANNNNNN
SING US A SONGGGG TONIGHTTTTTT
WERE ALL IN A MOOD FOR A MELODYYYYYY

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