>smurfing
Smurfing
>throwing
>competitive games with ranks
keep crying faggot, you're in the lowest shit for a reason
>Papa Smurfing
HERE IT COMES
>competitive/ranked FPS
>Toons
>farting
>throwing a game after 3 min.. by giving up, standing in spawn, telling everyone how much they suck
>game is a 4 vs 5 and didnt end untill 35min.
Could have won if the adc didnt throw...
>Smurfette
>being low ranked
just uninstall
smurfs = insecure
I just want to play with my friends
Weird word.
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of course you're the type of "person" to whine about smurfs
what can I say, I like blue girls
bro like bro i totally would be platinumdiamondmaster rank if not for those smurfs man
>snorking
>partying
Is that like felching?
>Start playing rocketleague in the middle of the season
>Play 1v1
>Half of the enemies i meet are smurfs, some others are shitty traders that dont want to play the game
>Cant get out of low gold, sometimes even drop to silver for some games
>New season starts
>Meet actual players
>Now im high plat/diamond without losing a single game
I propably just improved, had nothing to do with the fact that all the smurfs played their main account at seasonstart and fucked off
>carrying team hard
>ask for help
>they say no
>dial back my power level significantly
>they get completely shat on
>not throwing
Faggots play games way too seriously, throwing with a buddy so they can't kick you gives faggots a healthy dose of reality.
I always smurf.
It's the enemies fault for being in a lower rank.
This is the most fun you can have in this game.
Trolling a team with a queued friend is amazing.
These idiots give you an hour of their day just so you can smoke off their angles and flash them before they get pushed.
To top if off, most of the time you get to hear them bitch and cry in REALTIME.
There is literally no greater pleasure.
>provoke teammates
>after rounds of raging someone teamkills one of us
>they get banned for a week while we get off scot free
>being ranked
I only play games with dedicated servers
>People whining about Skill-Based matchmaking in Versus multiplayer