Would you drink Konata's gamermilk?

Mad milk and soda popper...
*sips*
Now that's a loadout...

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I want Konata's pussy juice

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you can. just get a short flat gamer gf. her hair probably won't be blue though. mine has black hair

How do i get a Konata gf?

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When I was a teen I couldn't get any girl to like me so I worked on myself a lot, now my problem is that every girl likes me but 99% of them are too crazy and I don't like them. I have no idea how anyone gets a fucking working relationship in this world.

You have to be really good at video games and an anime expert.

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i want to _be_ konata

game/anime convention. cute girls do go, but you can't just pick a girl you find attractive and try to make her like you. you have to meet naturally, like in an event you both went to, and she has to like you too. contrary to how popular media portrays it, you cant make a girl 'fall in love' with you. she has to like you immediately so first impressions are important. Like, I met a girl at a con and later I found out she was asking my friends if I was single right after we met. But if she doesn't like you immediately you have no chance.

next, you have to make some kind of move. even if she likes you she won't ask you out so you have to do that too. Make sure you're not strangers anymore before you ask her, and make sure she likes you too. You can talk to her friends too, asking them if she's mentioned you or whatever. Girls dig confidence, and that includes doing stuff like that. If you're not confident, pretend you are. Fake it till you make it.

Of course it helps a lot if you're physically attractive.

I used to play Q3 competitively and have read like a thousand manga, is that good enough?

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That means you'd also have to be my sexy wife user.

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How about a game of pretend?

Flat, scrawny yet still hairy girls are so fucking hot

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so, boys?

maybe

I want to go back to Lucky Star/Haruhi era.

>playing hard to get

No, Konatas.

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art of konata with pubes is rare but it's god-tier

500 years later and im still addicted to the OP.

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Someone said Lucky Star is still ongoing and Konata already graduated. is this true?

Yes, the main 4 girls are in different colleges, most of the focus is on the b-list characters now, it's fucking boring.

Konata?

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Just here to post best girl

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Stop lewding Konata or there's going to be a Konata gangbang with anons.

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Ninja konata thread

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Don't be a bassist

From the source and that's assuming she even could lactate with the washboard she has.

Oh no, how horrible. It's not like I've spent my whole living living as a faceless background character just for this moment.

That sounds fun!

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I'll just leave this here.
youtube.com/watch?v=SyI3kJoKRk4

Wouldn't mind reading the slice of life misadventures of Konata as a college degenerate.

Keep going then!