As an Italian, I feel vindicated

>Italians
>White

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Haha so quirky xD
These types of things take me out of the experience, I had to stop and fake lol irl when I saw the arrow in the skeleton knee in Doom 2016

>med > white > chink > black > mutt

Are you actually implying amerisharts are in any position to judge?

More white than you'll ever be, mutt.

As an ACTUAL Italian (as in, born and raised in Italy) it's so weird to me how Americans have completely changed the definition of what is Italian.

Your "Italian" pizza would be laughed at over here. Of course you all think American pizza is superior, I would probably think so too, I don't know why you call those abominations "Italian".
The pineapple on pizza thing is also only a meme for you guys, nobody ever even mentions or thinks about actually putting pineapple on pizza.

But Italian pizzas are completely soulless shit

LMAO BRO PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA AMIRITE? XD

Fucking get over yourselves, cucks.
It's fine.

>As an ACTUAL Italian (as in, born and raised in Italy)
testa di cazzo, sono OP e sono romano

I made lasagna yesterday it was pretty good

Whiter than you Muhammed

I would also like to add, you're not Italian if your great great great grand uncle once lived in Sicilia.

Epic!

Fuck Italy bunch of shitskins and stay out of Germany you refugees

JUST LIKE MY MEMES
WHOLESOME 100

soya is hell of a drug

Sotto Firenze non è Italia, mi dai solo ragione così

>italians
>in any position to judge americans
lmao

>as an italian

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Pineapple + any meat is great, because the flavors match and the enzymes in pineapple tenderize the meat, but putting it all on a piece of bread suddenly makes it not ok?

Italia > America

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>Your "Italian" pizza would be laughed at over here
It wouldn't. Your entire country, along with the rest of europe, is perfectly content in consuming nothing but american music, american television, american games, and american junk food, all the while dressing like americans and following american pop culture trends. This is a fact of global consumer capitalism and you come off as pathetic and desperate trying to deny it by pretending like your contry has any sort of ethnic identity left beyond a meaningless flag and a language which is two more generations is going to be second to English.

Cyberpunk e una turbo porcata buggata e generica ed il fatto che abbia già venduto otto milioni di copie grazie agli sborramatori che proprio non c'e la fanno a tenere il portafoglio chiuso e una vera schifezza

Morte ai trans, Gloria a Shazam

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italian pizza is dough, tomato sauce, cheese
thats it

anything else on top of it is not authentic, so fuck off with this reddit shit and pineapple is completely fine

italy is in a massive cope about pizza. the entire world eats and prefers american pizza which is the actual real pizza. they think they are an authority with their shitty loose leaf spooge bread

This, but replace "american" with joggers

holy shit what does that even have to do with pizza, user? did i hit a nerve?

Stay the fuck away from my pineapple pizza, you spaghetti nigger.

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Why are Italians always so butthurt about the way people eat their food? Is it because they are not white?

I put whatever I like on my pizza. Fuck off with your fucking pretentious shit

stai usando google translate o sei un americano che sta cercando di imparare la lingua? in ogni caso sei disastroso

>romano
>Italia
PFAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ammazzati africano del cazzo

Is there even a reason to hate italy?

Italians have it right, they only ever have 2 or 3 toppings on a pizza. Pizzas with fuckloads of toppings are just garbage (meatlovers being an exception) there's a reason the most popular pizzas are cheese, marg or pep

Italians live there.

You fat fucks only wish you were us. You can go anywhere in America and every time you turn a corner you can find a so called "Italian" restaurant, or an "Italian" coffee shop, maybe someone selling "Italian" gelato. Let's not forget all that "Italian" salame in your supermarkets.
And yes, your "Italian" pizza. Keep thinking that shit is Italian if it makes you happy, and keep being obsessed with us.

South part is filled with smelly brown people

Ma l'hai mai assaggiata almeno la pizza all'ananas?
Perché è buonissima.

italian-americans > italians living in italy
sort out your hatred of your fellow countrymen and traitorous northern faggots and maybe you'll be as epic as the unified italian-americans

Americans on Zig Forums screech at them for not being white, but anyone who has actually been to Italy knows that they are far whiter than the average American.

>redditors and other internet delinquents go on about how pineapple on pizza is a crime
>try it
>pineapple on pizza is actually great
I really don't get it

italians have nothing else going for them, so they are touchy about it.

Pineapple on pizza is tastey

Don't call it pizza if you're just going to make a mess.

>"Italian" pizza
Nobody called pizza Italian pizza. Get out of your ass, guido.

HA HA so FUNNY!
Reddit is going to love this!
HAHA well done chaps
HAHA

holy cope

They are brown

This is what praying to your flag every day does to your brain.

Why are you Italian?

Best food in the world, loads of incredibly attractive women, amazing weather. I'm literally learning Italian so I can move there lmao

Btw mussolini was a dumb retard who couldn't even conquer greece

not even true, yet another homosexual northerner trying to make everyone think the soulful, proud and warm southerners are inferior to the soulless faggoty treacherous elite liberal northerners
die, you are not italian

their entire economy is based on trade protectionist monopolies which are all bullshit. italian products are often over priced and overrated because the eu spends a lot of money spreading propaganda about the quality of italian food while simultaneously spreading negative propaganda against rival products. the eu is complete scum and italy benefits greatly from it. they are total subhumans and once the eu goes poof they are donezo

they literally do in this fucking same thread you idiot

none, and never will be
gloria italiana

>i know, i'll try seething at one of their random leaders from before i was born
why do they live rent-free in your head on this level?

>youtube.com/watch?v=hVTUUKCFzvU
hey, uhhhhhh can i get a translation
wtf is babadeboopi

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Basta farmi venire da vomitare che è quasi ora di pranzo per me.

I will call it a pizza and you can't stop me. Now cry some more, "Italiano" while I enjoy my slice of heaven.

>FRANCE economy is based on trade protectionist monopolies which are all bullshit. FRENCH products are often over priced and overrated because the eu spends a lot of money spreading propaganda about the quality of FRENCH food/wine while simultaneously spreading negative propaganda against rival products. the eu is complete scum and italy benefits greatly from it. they are total subhumans and once the eu goes poof they are donezo

t. 300lbs

>italians couldn't conquer greece
>southern italians (sicilians especially) have a lot of greek ancestry
holy based, northern shitalians btfo yet again

vaffanculo a te e a chi non te lo dice, come osi darmi dell'americano, coglione stronzo che non sei altro

says the whiny italian autist who is probably the same one that shits up /ck/

>not working out so hard you can eat whatever the fuck you want

NGMI

>happa cunt raving about pineapple slices
That's kind of proving my point there

t. zoomer cresciuto davanti ad un iPad

t. 400lbs

Literally this. Why bother when real life is dystopian and miserable enough?

Pizza pasta pizza pasta...
youtu.be/fSVFZGj0k_M

Fuck that, since there are italians in the thread is time to spam Brazilian Pizza! (They're all made by one absolute madlad in his pizzeria though, it's not representative of our entire country)

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cringey

>tfw enjoy having some chillis/jalapenos on my pizza
How common is this elsewhere?

Teach me how to make lasagna user

All I heard from anyone I know that has been to the US about 'american' food is that they eat literal garbage.
I rather go to fucking Mexico or South America rather than the US.
They eat better food over there than what US americans eat.

Assolutamente basati e redpillati.

>Italians and Americans arguing over who is fatter
Hilarious

impara a scrivere in italiano e magari non ti darò più dell'americano, analfabeta

I never even clicked on /ck/ you schizo what are you on about

I wish.

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>Sotto Firenze
intendevi forse dire sotto il po?

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Coglioni prevenuti lol, è buonissima.

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I've been to both places and it's absolutely Americans. Americans are substantially less white, too. I always laugh when I see them seething at Italians.

>sotto Firenze
cope
>t. fiorentino

Non so, per quanto ami le Alpi mi dispiacerebbe dar via la Toscana

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Nowhere in the U.S. Pizza is served is "Italian pizza". it's pizza. There are styles of pizza depending on a region. You call the toppings. Some places has meme pizzas like "California pizza" but you don't walk into a pizzeria and say "gimme Italian pizza".
Stop being a dipshit

>AGHHHH, NOOOOOOOO, IS THIZ PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZAAAA AAAAAAA PORCO DIO, IM GOING INSAAAAAAAASANE AAAAAAAA WOPMAN PLEAEE HELP MEEEEEEEEE

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>Italians being autistic about anything on food that isn't simplistic and traditional
Why am I not surprised?

italians are known for shitting up /ck/ with their whining. if there's anything i learned it's that italians are full of shit and they are obsessed with the idea and perception of italy even though they themselves are worthless subhumans

Americans don't have a stick up their ass when visiting other countries, though.

I've been to Italy, I was expecting to be wowed by your pizzas but I wasn't. Overall I preferred the basic concept, as in the thickness, size, and level of sauce; but the topping restrictions where arbitrary. It's like some decided a long time ago what the toppings will be and that will be it forever. Pineapple is good, is are other topping that you're never get to experience.

>I rather go to fucking Mexico or South America rather than the US.
I'd rather go to the Middle East than Europe as well

Ficcatela su dal culo

I'm neither and pineapple + bacon on pizza is a near perfect food. It's savory, sweet and salty at the same time. The pineapple hating meme has gone too far.

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Sono padovano, e impara ad usare il greentext, idiota.

then tell your fellow fat countrymen to stop using the term, we both agree it's fucking stupid as you guys DO NOT make italian pizza

Italians are the mexicans of europe

You will never be white.

Which part's the south part?

it's definetly greasier and has way more cheese on it.

it's a kind of cold cuts

Thank God

You're right, I forgot to mention that Americans fall short in that regard too.
you're wrong btw, fucking everyone hates american tourists because they are incredibly obnoxious, you are the chinks of the white world

Is all the writing in that game so fucking cringe?

and as another pastafag, I feel completely indifferent about it
burgers eating questionable shit has always been around, not that hot of a meme

okay this one is just taking it too far
it's literally just a seafood platter on a plate of bread

If I'm "the Italian shitting up /ck/" then you're the fat tripfag shitting up /sp/, there's more than one person on this fucking website you schizo

>solo io posso decidere se una pizza è buona oppure no!
odio l'Italia

When it comes to food they're as insufferable as the Irish when it comes to ethnicity.

That's Romanians

>Wanting to be a cuck or pedophile

ITT: youtu.be/-XSq0PvVxMs

transessuale del cazzo

Isn't it france that does all the whining about food names

guaranteed you're a muslim shitskin

>Italian products are overrated and expensive
so that's why the oil that you can buy at Esselunga is made in Tunisia or Romania? Maybe stop shipping third world oil to my country?

You can make it but you can’t spell it yet fella

God imagine being a white american and getting bullied by niggers and trannies everyday
Couldn't be me

Mmmmm, all that calcium from the muscle shells.

NOT FAR ENOUGH

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Is this fucking bait? You guys are the most annoying tourists possible holy fuck everyone knows it
I seriously hope I'm falling for bait

the real problem here is that 60% of that thing is inedible, it's all shells

>all he has left is aimless screeching
lmfao

lel, but you are the yurofag cancer that killed /sp/

christ i hate yurofaggots. you are all newfags and make Zig Forums a worse place

>t. mutt with no culture

I am European and I can safely say that all the American tourists I've ever met where nice people. On the contrary, Italians behaved like a bunch of drunk retards that go on about in a group of upwards dozen people where one or two of them speak (broken) English.

Nigger

>I am European
sure you are, Jimbo.

france benefits too, yes. italy benefits just as much though

this

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>he thinks it's the irish who are insufferable about ethnicity
no, it's all americans
your "germans" and "italians" do the exact same thing
literally no-one outside of america thinks any of you are anything but american

Don't listen to user, he's shilling his pizzas. I took a pic of his setup.

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Drunken Englishmen are worse

>american cuisine

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OP succhia cazzi.

You're fat.

Maybe if you were actually Italian, you'd know that pineapple on Pizza is originally an Italian thing, you dumb fucking faggot retard.

>all that inedible shit
Everything else is forgivable but if I bit into a pizza, then I better be able to eat everything on the slice.

south of rome

Just a retarded meme like hating the word "moist"

maybe having a corporate dystopia ain't too bad after all