Why do androids need giant asses and tits to fight machine lifeforms? Why cant they look unisex? i.e...

Where the fuck do you think you are?

Halo Reach

In good fiction, they're either normal looking, or robotic looking. But when you're a brain-dead cumskull or that's your audience, they end up looking retarded. Automata is unintentionally comedic with its brainlet philosophy espoused by twinks and walking brappers. This is the difference between timeless fiction like TNG, and forgettable hogwash like Nier.

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Do you think people care about your proselatyzing? Zig Forums has always been full of straight up porn.
>UH... NUH UH UH WHEN I FOUND Zig Forums IN 1992 THEN WE WERE ALL GOOD CHRISTIANS UR A NEWFAAAAG
Shut the fuck up, faggot

but what if the gameplay was awesome and fun and challenging like dark souls?
but still, her ingame model is very feminine looking (ie curvy). why not focus on making a better game instead of pandering to coomers?

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You are a teenager who posted this thinking people would consider you intellectual and be impressed. I'm getting second hand embarrassment so much it physically hurt. I guess it's a good thing you're anonymous.

I never said stop posting, did I?

This game is so fucking bad
>nonsensical cringe story with generic, unappealing characters
>world is empty and soulless, filled with constant invisible walls, random garbage lying around arbitrarily, and bullet sponge enemies (that if you run past will just lead to you being underleveled/undergeared)
>camera has constant jarring forced switches
>free camera is absolutely terrible even after messing around with the options; really weird angle and constantly gets caught on walls in smaller spaces
>enemies are braindead hordes of trash mobs with tons of hp
>bosses are boring fights against generic robots with basic attacks but absolutely massive pools of health
>"open-world" game that is an on-rails linear path with invisible walls absolutely everywhere
>combat is extremely shallow, limited, and spammy
>outside of the tutorial, health packs are absurdly cheap and you can just spam them with no downside
>your dash is not actually for positioning but just gives you a ton of i-frames. It's just a braindead react button that nullifies all damage, just spam it in any direction to prevent damage
>enemies and bosses are extremely unbalanced since your damage and stats increase so much with upgrades. If you aren't wasting time wandering the empty world for quests or farming, the enemies can quickly become massive sponges
>filled with tons of half-baked ideas like bodies that randomly give you health/gear for no downside, acting like saving is core to the story then you can like every two minutes including from the menu after the prologue, copying Souls bloodstain but doesn't matter because you never die and you lose very little if you do, all the half-assed shmup sections.

It reminds me of The Witcher 3 with how terrible the quest design is, how absolutely shallow and braindead the combat is, how unbalanced and spongy the enemies can be, and how superficial the gear feels since it doesn't change or add to gameplay in any way and just changes your stat values.

>No arguments.
It's true. In good fiction, there's no need for walking brappers. I good fiction, you don't need shitty overlong """philosophy""", but you seem awfully hurt and immediately lash out instead of addressing points. I won't even delineate why, because I'm above that and above you.

coomer fanart is only slightly exaggerated
(image is ingame screenshot)

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Why do you post this in every nier thread

i think its bad because they spent to much time working on character models

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Why not?

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Based.

Dr. Crusher's tits were all over that show
it was ridiculous how conspicuous that bitch even was

They don't! That's the beauty of fiction, you're not constrained to reality so you can basically do whatever you want. I really do enjoy when people take the setting realistically or when they completely ham it up with cheesecake, truly it is a blessing to exist in this moment and experience both.

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because i feel disgusted playing this game post coom

Because Taro loves them. That's based.

Because the one who created them was horny

How else is she going to shit on my face

>games dont have to be realistic
they said the same about cyberpunk 2077 and look how well that piece of trash went

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You want the lore reason?
they adore humans to the point it's almost religious fervor
supposedly they looked differently at the start but started changing overtime to look more and more human, some even started having favorite Colors so they can guess wich one was humanity favorite one
Real reason?
the dev wanted to make sexy characters
Cause he's into it

it's distracting and makes me way too horny to play

Dr. Crusher wasn't even in every episode, and most of the time she's wearing an overcoat of sorts hiding her tits. There's nothing wrong with sexuality in media either. In fact, it's good mostly. The issue is that it is both constant and in complete service of nothing in Automata

Why does OP always have to be a faggot to post on Zig Forums? Why can't OP just be normal for once?

nobody cares about vIdEoGaMe LoRe

fuck 2B

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I want to coom

That's your fault.

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i want to rape 2b

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More mass = more power, dumb shit. No, your skellington pussy ass isn't going to be knocking out a heavy weight any time soon.

>fuck 2B
gladly

why do we have to play as 9s?

why is 9s even a character? Are the game devs also faggots?

>that's not what she looks like ingame
i don't get people who say this. it's literally the same character but with a fatter ass and maybe bigger tits. it objectively looks like the character.

>but what if the gameplay was awesome and fun and challenging like dark souls?
>dark souls

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is getting rock hard now my own fault too?

That's not why that game is doing bad critically though.

Guess they also really like cute guys.

Ingame 2b has b cups and nice, white girl but.
Blame the coomer fan “artists” for giving her nigger features like in their headcanons.

I've seen the combat, its very acrobatic. it doesnt make sense for an android like that to be heavy, they would have to be light and durable in order for it to be realistic

Keep in mind that their bodies obviously aren't designed the same way as ours. That "fat" ass isn't actually "fat", it's just designed to look fat. In reality it's probably just a think layer of "skin" with a bunch of metal underneath it.

That’s a normal ass.

She doesn't have a large butt.

>Played on normal aka. game journalist mod
I bet you used the english dub too

Thanks for killing my throbbing erection

On the contrary, them moving so fast with their weight makes perfect sense since they would need that much kinetic energy to be knocking around huge chunks of metal.

the game is bad because cdpr subscribe to globohomo