/mire/ - thread

>last summer
>be 23
>look shredded af and juicy with the perfect v-taper
>go to vacation in Santorini with some friends
>go to club with my friends later that night
>some thick greek MILF with huge tits, perfect ass, long silky jet black hair, and sexy green eyes comes up to me
>overhear her friends telling her im too young for her and to forget it
>she asks to dance
>decide to be a cocky asshole and to fuck with her
>look her up and down and straight up tell her to fuck off
>she looks shocked and leaves
>later I see her outside the club smoking a cig alone
>go up to her
>ask her if she has a cig for me
>we smoke and stare each other in the eyes without saying anything for a couple seconds like we were about to fuck right there and then
>I was wearing a tight black t-shirt with a v-neck to show my chest
>she keeps staring at my chest, shoulders and veiny arms like she was about to ravage them
>ask her if she wants to show me her place
>we go to her place and straight up take each others clothes off and fuck all night
>the tren made it almost impossible to cum and the mast kept my cock hard all night long
>wake up next morning to her playing with my cock and touching my abs
>asks me if I am hungry after all the fucking last night
>she goes to the kitchen and brings me some cheesepie
>she asks me if Im ready for round 2 after eating
>keep fucking her for an hour
>go to grab some water
>see her friends from the club there
>they say good morning and stare at me like a piece of meat
>go back to the bedroom
>put my clothes on and about to leave
>she asks if we gonna meet again
>tell her to meet me at the club that night

Later I find out that she was a yoga instructor that recently divorced so her friends convinced her to come with them to Santorini. We basically were fucking multiple times per day and went skinny dipping at night and fucked on the beach.

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>tonight
>be 21
>browsing Zig Forums to shitpost before bed
>see the same bragging thread as yesterday
>call OP a fag and call it a day

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cool story bro, gave me a boner
+1

>last summer
>be 23
>look shredded af and juicy with the perfect v-taper
>go to vacation in Santorini with some friends
>go to club with my friends later that night
>some thick greek MILF with huge tits, perfect ass, long silky jet black hair, and sexy green eyes comes up to me
>overhear her friends telling her im too young for her and to forget it
>she asks to dance
>decide to be a cocky asshole and to fuck with her
>look her up and down and straight up tell her to fuck off
>she looks shocked and leaves
>later I see her outside the club smoking a cig alone
>go up to her
>ask her if she has a cig for me
>we smoke and stare each other in the eyes without saying anything for a couple seconds like we were about to fuck right there and then
>I was wearing a tight black t-shirt with a v-neck to show my chest
>she keeps staring at my chest, shoulders and veiny arms like she was about to ravage them
>ask her if she wants to show me her place
>we go to her place and straight up take each others clothes off and fuck all night
>the tren made it almost impossible to cum and the mast kept my cock hard all night long
>wake up next morning to her playing with my cock and touching my abs
>asks me if I am hungry after all the fucking last night
>she goes to the kitchen and brings me some cheesepie
>she asks me if Im ready for round 2 after eating
>keep fucking her for an hour
>go to grab some water
>see her friends from the club there
>they say good morning and stare at me like a piece of meat
>go back to the bedroom
>put my clothes on and about to leave
>she asks if we gonna meet again
>tell her to meet me at the club that night

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the only legit mire stories here will be incest, formerly platonic roomies, and queen-for-a-day

we're on lockdown nobody's getting mired

ITT: Things that never happened

What's the point of this larp?

>college student working part time at a large grocery store
>$20 Canadian so it’s ok
>tall blonde qt coworker is mirin me hard
>she leaves and says goodnight
>I say wait like a romance flick
>she turns around blushing
>my autism picks up
>tell her to give me her number
>she blushes harder
>gives me #
>our hands briefly touch
>even more blushing, her face is the cutest shade of pink I’ve ever seen
>my face starts to get hot too
>she can’t make eye contact, I can’t look away
>she says she has to go and gets out fast
I srsly can’t wait to hold hands.

Why won't women give me an actual complement. Yesterday some drunk girl said "Your pretty cute for a mexican" but like an actual complement shit i haven't had one in a while. I mean i get looks as my mires wich helps my confiedence. Maybe i just need to get a gf.

I hate to say it, but it’s most likely because you’re short.

That guys not a guy now

The last thing that resembled a compliment I got was “yeah she said you’re cute but not hot”, with her referring to some chubby 4/10 my mate tried to get with at a uni party I hosted.
First thing that even came close to a compliment in about 9 months at that point. And it’s been months since that even happened.
I think it’s time to give up with finding a gf.

I'm average actualy 5'10"
We cant give up yet bro. Ill get on match or eharmony before i give up.

very cute user

Spaniard here.

QT: >It is true user
>You get better with the years.

This refering to guy saying I'm like wine, which gets better with the years.

We are all gonna make it

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Keep us updated bro!!!

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incredibly cute spaghetti. best of luck user

>mexican
You need to atleast be an 8/10, 6ft and light skinned to be in the same league as normal 6/10 males.

Great work bro, let us know what happens next!

I don't think thats true, cities are usualy a melting pot for different ethnicities and cultural backgrounds so i feel i am on level playing feild with everyone else. Right user?

this might break you, user

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I reverse image searched and the graph was used first in 2013 and a group of 2.4million tinder users. I think things have changed with the time passage. Aslo dating apps are the most shallow thing its picking and choosing. Of course people have a preference, but it dosent mean dates or actualy liking the person, just oh thats what i want.

every study on the topic confirms the this info found in that image. people don't change behavior on a dime, it's mostly hardwired in.

stick with your race and you will have better luck, plus your offspring will be healthier

Dam it feels good to be a white man

None to report this week. Will notify when this changes. Thanks.

If someone dosen't change in 7years then they aren't worth anyones time honestly. Also come on (((((they))))) clearly show alot of race mixing now and days that its normal.
>There areseven typesof interracial/interethnic married-couple combinations that make up 95.1 percent of all such married couples. The largest of these is non-Hispanic whites married to Hispanics, which increased in 43.2 percent of counties.
census.gov/library/stories/2018/07/interracial-marriages.html
Ive jumped in that pool to many times to where the water is no longer fun. Also dna diversity from two parents help prevent child deformities.

Bien ahí, Gerard.
Enhorabuena, gallego boludo.

>got called a "shy mountain of muscle"
>complemented on my weak ass bench
>someone complemented my delts
>random people think im "buff"
Ive only been lifting for 5 months what fuck guys, I love living in a place full of dumb fat people

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I recommend you take ayahuasca and report back.

me too, based boner bros