User my legs are tired, carry me up this hill RIGHT NOW!

>user my legs are tired, carry me up this hill RIGHT NOW!
How do you respond?

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No

How do you say this without sounding like a beta? Serious question

you got problems if you think saying no is beta

Just throw her over my shoulder and carry her

Carrying your woman isn't beta. It'd be beta if you couldn't overhead press your wife

Checked
>intentionally using female pronouns
Bad bait

I mean, it would 100% blow your chances with her

yes I love picking up heavy objects and moving them around

Say it firmly like you're telling a child no.

Push past failure. That’s how you grow.