Massage

if you live in burgerland, check out usasexguide and rubmaps to find nice happy ending massages in your area. most big cities have at least a few and you can work your way up to FS in the best places. My cuck state only has DIY and HJ at best.

Just imagine how fat and bitter he must be to have made that post.

Imagine the smell

jeezus the cope in this post

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have only found places that do one or the other

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No I don't need gay hands to recover I just ask a girl to massage me if anything or I can ask someone who doesn't charge. I should just pay a hot girl to massage me and mire my gains then inevitably fuck me.

Depends if you have the money.

I know that Muhammad Ali got a full body rub down after every session. Buakaw also did massages, Mike Tyson, and Floyd Mayweather jr is so rich he gets a rub down AND has a personal ice bath recovery tub.

I personally just own a massage gun with a pointed tip instead of a round ball. Cost me like $140. It works pretty good.

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OP here. Went to a local "spa" got a great massage by a chinese milf, it was actually better than the RMT I went to the other week. Halfway through she asks if I want a handjob for $60 (canadian) and I agreed. Man it was good, she let me grope her ass and I came in like 30 seconds. Huge load and after the handy she continued massaging my legs.

Also I want to add that I feel great afterwards, regret nothing and found a little extra spring in my step :)

I tried a physio but everytime i try do any lifting now I wake up a day later and go to brush my teeth and my upper back just budges and hurts for days.

Is chiro a meme?

Kek, same, user. I love the somewhat trashy Chinese milfs that do the milking. "ohhh, so much, so much!" Last time I came twice bc I was so excited while she was doing my back and would graze my balls, ass, and dick between my legs. I was just like, "Wtf, I'm coming," and she was just excited, "OHHHHHHH." Anyway, she did me the proper job when she asked me to turn over. Fuck, I wanna go now.

Awesome man, I am hyped to read about your positive experience.
I have one concern though; I'm not wealthy by any stretch of the imagination and was already a bit concerned about spending dough on such a selfish and short-lived endeavor. But I am already craving to go back this evening, I need to make this like a once a month maximum ritual because I'll be broke otherwise and I got bills to pay, you know? Is it a slippery slope? Somehow it feels less degenerate and degrading than jerking off to porn. She was happy too, it's win/win.

Same user. I've only been twice in the past year, bc I'd rather be gambling in crypto than getting too many handys. I find it way less degenerate than jerking off to porn, and find it much more honest than just hooking up with some soulless roastie on tinder. I've been doing a lot of extra work lately, and think I'll reward myself again soon since this thread brought those memories back.

Just keep yourself to once a month too. That sounds healthy enough. You ruin the fun of it as well if you go too often, besides draining your wallet.

The places around here have Asian females. Where to find an Asian masseur like OP picrel?

Toronto??I wanna go to one

>pretty sore after long week and go to massage place with roommate
>never been to one before
>we both get led to separate rooms
>woman tells me to take off my clothes
>alright
>totally naked and after a while she starts massaging my balls
>start praying to god that this is perfectly normal but I have my doubts
>she tells me to flip over on my back
>pantomimes handjob "you want?"
>feeling really awkward at this point I just kind of go uhhh okay
>old asian lady starts tugging away
>suddenly start hearing banging in the other room
>realize my roommate is banging his masseuse isnt he
>tell her to stop and put my clothes back on
>feel violated for the rest of the day and my muscles still sore

Ask a physical therapist for one, worth every single penny

>felt violated that an old chinalady was jerking you off
You sound like a homo.

i was getting married that next week and really didnt expect to get jerked around bro

Okay, well it's a bit different if you had a fiance. Did your friend bang the other one?