Any meals that are more than 1000 kcals...

Any meals that are more than 1000 kcals, don't require cooking and are cheap and are not only carbs and fat and actually have a moderate amount of protein. Need something to eat in one meal that doesn't require cooking

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cheese pizza is high in protein, just put it in the microwave 10min
cheese itself

Can you not cook yourself or are in an environment where warming stuff up isn't even possible?

I'd say a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store and some yogurt and/or fruits and veggies. If you can't eat some raw carrots or broccoli you're a faggot.

Drink a liter of oil and a liter of milk

A bag of nuts, any nuts really

Go to Chipotle®, get a burrito!

good thing deez nuts come in a bag of their own

But also high is grease (ew) which causes acne.

Dog food.

No, I can't really, my dad is against me bulking since he says I get fat, and explaining to him the concept of bulking is a waste of time since I tried already. Need something I can eat that is under the radar and doesn't grab a lot of attention. Especially now with the coronavirus thing my dad has been home for fucking more than 3 months