girlfriend won't swallow because my jizz is rancid
quick search says the following affects jizz negatively:
> coffee
> alcohol
> protein
What the fuck am I supposed to eat then? I'm cutting coffee and moderating alcohol but how the fuck to i keep mass without protein
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You're supposed to bust the nut elsewhere where she can't taste it you mongrel.
Pay her a porn actor's salary if you want to do that crap.
Eat lots of fruit
Drink pineapple juice and you cum will literally taste sweet
based simp
My mom told me a year ago that she's mildly allergic to my dad's jizz. I was too alarmed to ask for details.
drop alcohol and coffee, add a LOT of pineapple juice. Protein wont matter that much in this case.
She will get used to it user or dump her ass she isnt worth keeping
>eat more fruit and vegetables
>Drink more water
>cum deeper down her throat so she can’t taste it
I had a girl explain it as “tasting like flem” so it should be quite neutral tasting if your diet is alright
look into a bromelain supplement, it helps with good poops if you eat a lot of meat too. aids in protein digestion.
also lots of water, fruit, and veggies. grains are neutral as well.
Fuck that. She swallows or she gtfo
Do you think wine would do me better than beer? idgaf I'll drink fruity wine.
What a stupid bitch start farting in her face and on her head user
Become a frutarian vegan
Your cum will be amazing, eat lots of pineapple
Do you drink Red Bull or Monster user?
If you do, cutting those out will make it so much better.
Stop drinking alcohol you fucking retard
>cutting coffee
>moderating alcohol
Whenever I hear somebody say they only drink on weekends I assume they don't lift and will be a tub of lard by 30.
Y'all motherf*ckers realize alcohol reduces protein synthesis and boosts storage of carbs as fat for a minimum of two days right? And that the calories from alcohol are exclusively stored as fat? Meaning, your getting weaker, smaller, and fatter with every sip you take?
I lifted long before I drank, so I've been able to observe the drastic drop in performance caused by regular drinking.
If you want to know what it's like to be on gear, just dont drink alcohol for a month. The speed at which you make gains goes up by a factor of 2-3 I'd say.
Studies show mild sterons increase gains to a similar degree.
No soft drinks or energy drinks. Only things I drink:
water, coffee, beer, milk
why? for the jizz or for the gains?
Why no soft drinks? Beer is straight up poison and at least soft drinks are capable of stopping up glycogen stores.
Soft drinks = more gains
Alcohol = less gains
I wanna hear this explanation
i don't drink soft drinks because they're murdered with sugar and they make me feel like shit, I don't want them affecting my brain or my brain or my gain or my gut bacteria
Is it no coffee or no caffine? I don't drink coffee or soda but is tea still ok?
fuck if I know. I just googled and found this website:
biggerloads.com
coffee is bad but maybe tea is fine
After going through a watermelon and a half over a span of 10 days, my wife said my cum tasted like watermelon. As a bonus, it’s rich in l-citrulline which gives you erections of pure steel.
this is exactly the shit I was looking for
my man
Wow you’re 19 years old and 160lbs max
Tell her to swallow it or you'll kill her
LOL you are delusional. Soft drinks are possibly the single worst food or drink out there. Highly processed, extremely sugary, rots your teeth, damages your digestion, makes you gassy, spikes your insulin, causes bad breath, causes tonsil stones. Way worse than alcohol
he is brainwashed by porn, and wants his gf to eat what its supossed to go inside pussy.
He pulls out is dick during his climax just to cum her face.
Not way worse just as shit
Imagine being so obsessed with porn that you'd force a person you love to do something she feels disgusted by. You let porn stars control your sex life and relationship. Just think about that ultimate level of cuck
>this thread
From my experience, what makes it taste the worse is additives in your food. Stuff like artificial flavours, MSG and the like. Processed food doesn't help either.
Bf drinks four mugs of coffee a day, often alcohol and eats a good amount of protein, but since we've started cooking real food the bad taste is completely gone
Jizz contains g proteins...jus saying
gf and I cook every day, she's foreign so she's really wary of processed foods and artificial stuff, but we eat a lot of spicy food
I've heard spicy foods make spunky jizz. maybe that's the problem.