/mag/ Martial Arts General– New Guide Addition

Martial Arts General thread. Talk about martial arts, what you're training, conditioning, programming, thought experiments, fighting in general.

I wrote a new quick guide to Zig Forums approved martial arts, feel free to give your opinion on it. I'm open to editing it.

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Have a bump, leaving for my first boxing class in five minutes

What stretches should i do for the front splits? Last time i went too agressive and fucked my left tendon up probably permanently.

> Be interested in martial arts for a while
> Finally quit stalling and go to a test session
> Was brutal as expected because I'm not in shape
> After training, ask owner how much a month
> 500€
> Wait for him to expose the joke
> He doesn't

uhhhh bros? Pic related was mfw

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what martial art?

that shit costs more than rent what the FUCK

6'1
297

Will I ever be able to do right round house kicks fast?

Muay Thai. It wasn't a particularly big or nice gym. The changing room was just chairs along the wall. They claim to be a bit more serious and have two fighters that are known in the amateur scene but the rest were complete casuals like me. I cannot imagine why ANYONE would pay 500€ for that. Maybe he just wanted to get rid of me lol.

I think I'll call tomorrow and just ask again how much it is. This can't be real

>point fighting is trash
wanna know how you've never had any amateur fights in boxing or kickboxing?

that's impossible, I don't believe you. the most expensive I've ever seen is somewhere like 200 dollars and that's for fancy shmancy mma gyms with UFC-level coaches.

go elsewhere. absolute insanity.

yes. but lose some weight.

if you're the one I replied to who asked about his first class in the last thread, I'm proud of you. keep us updated when you get back.