I saw The Golden One at a grocery store in Uppsala yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "You are but a dog and I am your master.“ I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "Heretic! Heretic! Heretic!" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him grunt as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen rulltårtas in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired from his workout and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and said "FVARK, thou darest question the wisdom of my teachings, absolutely blasphemous if anything." When she took one of the rulltårtas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "because you have to inherit my teachings," and then turned around and said "And take the glorious pill" I don't even think that makes sense. After she scanned each rulltårta and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by surprise flexing
I saw The Golden One at a grocery store in Uppsala yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person...
Kino in all actuality
Do you think Marcus secretly watches tranny porn?
Don't know, but I sure do.
Huh?
I got bored of trannies a long time ago so I doubt he still faps to it if he ever started. You discorders spamming trannies here stick out like a sore thumb.
kek top notch OP
For those who don't know, it's recycled pasta.
Based Deoartment line 1
Oh no he would never im literally shaking
OK, someone pls dm this to the golden one
I also met him when I was visiting stockholm, He kept asking to have sex with my ass claiming it is an "important part of western culture". When I told him to fuck off, he started begging me not to tell anyone because his nazi friends would not understand. He then called me a jew because some how i turned him gay with some jewish tricks? Idk very weird guy, pretty sure he roids btw
Isn't much of a secret then you bloke
Based
Apologise
you wish Contrapoints
I don't think this is a man that watches porn.
monarchtrump is that you?
Thanks for pointing that out, redditfag.
> absolutely blasphemous if anything
kek, nice one user
This is a pretty funny variation, did you make it up?
Marcus is based as fuck and I hope to be like him someday.
when did you realize that this is what the liberation of sweden from the ottoman hordes will look like
this is exactly the man to watch porn and fool his viewers for fun
EPIC post bro, this was the absolute KINO time to re-post this old pasta with your really cool, unique take on it. Looking thick, tight, solid. Keep us posted on your progress bro. Also, neck yourself faggot.
Based
store bought rulltårta top kek
Absolutely based, if anything.
Why are the trannies so pissed when this guy gets mentioned? You contrapoint fangirls do anything to defend your master.
Do me a favor and make that 40% a 100%.
EPIC post bro, this was the absolute KINO time to re-post this old pasta with your really cool, unique take on it. Looking thick, tight, solid. Keep us posted on your progress bro. Also, neck yourself faggot.
Oh ok lol
Regularly while jacking it. Hell no. Once or twice after his curiosity got the best of him after his bants with Contrapoints, like just to see what it was and not for any sexual reasons? Maybe.