I’m an introverted female who wants a Zig Forums boyfriend. How do I get one? I’m so shy

I’m an introverted female who wants a Zig Forums boyfriend. How do I get one? I’m so shy.

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dilate

tits and gtfo

You can have your choice of them here, but you have to prove you are female. The norm here is tits or gtfo, but unfortunately tranny's can have tits, so you're gonna have to really prove it.

become a tranny

hey why dont you post your feet? you'd get a lot of attention without having to show yourself naked.

Not that type of girl
I should transition into a man? Nope.

Post body with timestamp and I'll assess if you are worthy.

peepee poopee poooo pfffrrrrrttt

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