Recently I convinced my girlfriend to swallow me after oral, which of course is awesome.
But something strange has happened...her deadlift and squat 1RM PRs have increased 21 and 17 percent respectively in the last 2 weeks.
Now after our workouts she demands to suck my cock. Last night she even got me erect against my own will.
I’m worried she grows stronger by the day, should I strike her down before it is too late?
what the fuck is in your cum that causes gains like that?
Is man semen a massive test booster or something? Submit yourself to the /fraud/ general for medical experiments for the benefits of science.
She's stealing your power. You must kill the witch to preserve your vital essence.
piss i her mouth next time
lmao nigga posting a matte framed pepe
You've only got one option to catch up with her. You know what to do
I’m natty bro, just eat a lot of cow livers...maybe that’s it.
>frog poster
>gf
nah
Nah dude I like this chick!
I'm not saying you are roiding. I'm saying the roiders might want to learn how to extract your COOM hormones to inject into themselves.
>dudes I have a gf, really
>she wants to suck me off ALL THE TIME
>I cum whey isolate bro idk
Sure
It didn’t used to be that way. We dated for a year before this happened and her sex drive was maybe below average. But after that first swallow, she started to ... change
Um...hello I'd like to place an order?
Ah yes...well, I am a man of science. Hopefully we can get to the bottom of this bizarre phenomenon before I have to dispose of my gf out of fear for my own life and humanity.
Guys ever since I started cumming in my gf she stopped bleeding all the time. Is this normal or is my semen plugging up her vagina?
Tell her she'll absorb the gains better as a suppository. Convince her doggy is the best position for maximizing injection depth. Resume your dominance through aggressively butt-fucking her every day.
Bonus points if you convince her to lick your dick clean after unloading in her ass, "to make sure she gets it all."
Definitely plugged vagina. Vaginas are self cleaning, though, so no worries. After a period of time she'll eject the blockage all at once. It may take awhile, and her belly may swell as the blockage grows, but it'll come out eventually.
what
what does that even look like
If her squat gains continue at the current pace I’m worried her glutes will get so muscular that she might be able snap my dick with a single clench.
>GF works out with you gets a tighter body
>GF increases squat and deadlift intensity, making her ass bigger
>Wants to suck the cum out of your dick everyday
I fail to see the issue here
I understand your worries. A medium length and girth vibrating rod inserted into her vagina should prevent the sort of coordinated muscle clenching you're worried about. Depending on how she responds to the treatment, she may convulse during the ordeal, but it'll be involuntary and your dick should be safe. Sell her on this idea by telling her the vibration will help your semen make it's way further into her colon, ensuring maximal absorption.
nice larp man
beautiful fantasy
The wench is draining the man's vitality, you fool
>frogposter
>girlfriend
haha yeah okay man maybe "girl"friend
So you're saying he is dealing with a succubus. Shouldn't this be something /x/ deals with?
Some of us have better things to do than to have sex with our girlfriend's all day. I have important studies to attend to, my time is too valuable! This is why I purchased a vibrating "female saddle" from the local Physician last week, and neither me nor my girlfriend have been happier.
Lmao
should look like a bunch of frogs hopping out. the tadpoles in your semen take 9 months to grow arms and legs. i would reccomend doing this at night next to a pond so that your offspring can quickly adapt to the outside world
Sadly this. Trust, I’m from 1800s America and have seen witchcraft first hand.
T. Salem Resident
I think you know what you have to do, user.
>Is man semen a massive test booster or something?
Don’t you know? No memeing, semen is quite a nutritional powerhouse.
OP, help your fit bro’s out. Share some with us. No homo of course. Anything for gains. Make it at all costs.
if swallowing some dudes semen would increase my dl by 20% I'd probably do it
no homo