Girls like spontanious and fun guys, not people who plan all their meals a month in advance. What are you going to say if she wants to go out to eat, "oh sorry babe I can't risk going above my calorie limit, ooh ahh!" Girls don't care about fit guys if it comes at the expense of their fun.
Girls don't want fitness nuts
Sebastian Sullivan
Asher Allen
Your picture doesn't match your words
Luke Nelson
begone
Jaxson Davis
Jokes on you I fuck dudes.
Jace Turner
I’m on steroids I can eat and do whatever I want retard
Sebastian Hernandez
There are many women who likes that, it's comforting and reassuring.
Lincoln Phillips
Joshua Rodriguez
Give me the damn microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you entitled ass Off-Topic pieces of trash running your damn mouths.
>WHAT?
Every single day, I see 'em!
>WHAT?
Bots!
>WHAT?
BBC posters!
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R9K defeatists!
>WHAT?
Lookism baiters!
>WHAT?
Feelsposting carcasses!
>WHAT?
Vegan and Carnivore posters!
>WHAT?
And worst of all, Zig Forumsfags!
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So I tell you what I'm'on do, you sum'bitches!
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I'm gonna take my mouse,
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I'm gonna click on the post number,
>WHAT?
I'm gonna click on the reply box,
>WHAT?
And I'm gonna type in the reply box!
>WHAT?
I said I'm gonna type in the god damn reply box!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna call you a nigger!
>WHAT?
A pavement ape!
>WHAT?
A porch monkey!
>WHAT?
A no good son-of-a-sheboon!
>WHAT?
An auto-zone-burning, store-looting, low-life piece of subhuman trash!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna cuss out the jannies!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna make them do their damn jobs!
>WHAT?
And then I'm gonna solve the captcha,
>WHAT?
The one with the fire hydrants,
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The one with the traffic lights,
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The one with the bicycles,
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The one with the cars,
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The one with the buses,
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The one with the CROSSWALKS!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna click Post!
>WHAT?
I said I'm gonna click Post!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna make everyone sage the thread!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna report the thread for Off-Topic Trash!
>WHAT?
I'm gonna hide the thread!
>WHAT?
And then I'm gonna do it again the moment I see one,
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE,
>'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
Josiah Howard
Based and redpilled
Just look like the juicy bois on dating TV shows, take roids, then only have a cheat meal if you're on a date.
You'll stay nice and juicy and get laid at least a couple times a week
Wyatt Thomas
Man, I want to go canoeing alone with a gallon of ice cream.