How fucking hard can it be to have a regular conversation on a dating app. Im a great fucking flirt in person, but as soon as the conversation goes to text, I transform into a dribbling fucking autist. What the FUCK is wrong with me. I've never been hit on like that on this app, especially after such a cringey opener, and I still manage to fuck it up. Help me Zig Forums
How fucking hard can it be to have a regular conversation on a dating app. Im a great fucking flirt in person...
Jace Miller
Adrian Hill
??????
Everything seems fine here
Jaxson Hughes
enjoy your 3 day vacay retard
>in all fields
Jace Ward
Aiden Anderson
Reel it in
Thomas Barnes
See
Jaxon Reed
>not asking for her number right after she said 'just tell me when and where'
Ryan Torres
Cringe * 1000
Jack Nelson
A retarded incel asking other retarded incels on how to talk to bitches.
I love it.
Zachary Lopez
what the FUCK are you doing op fuck. fuck you, for ruining my day.
Cameron Ward
This is where it went wrong.
Correct thing to do was something like:
>seeing as you had such a great time, I guess we have to go again
>how’s drinks on Saturday for you?
You overplayed and when you overplay, you say stupid shit.
What was even worse is that you completely destroyed your own frame with the “ngl I thought it was smooth” shit. Cringe to read. It translates to “I feel as though I’ve fucked up here but please let me apologise to you for my poor social charisma”. Don’t say shit like that again, ever.
Julian Diaz
never break the fourth wall you retard
Noah Rivera
Send another message asking her to reply
Sebastian Walker
this
Luke Hill
break the ice and then transition to asking her what she's doing this weekend or something, then set up a date. 3 messages from you max before doing this. text conversations always fucking suck and people trying to be clever fuck their chances up
Jose Ward
send her this message: "hey fan thing bad lose condo insta youtube need help get back on feet shoutout 75 buck?"
Blake Wilson
Imagine sitting on this board just waiting to report people for no reason other than because you're a pathetic piece of shit. Kill yourself and stream it with timestamp faggot.
Brody Smith
Have you considered leaning into the Arab angle?
>I WANT FUCK YOU SEX SEX SEX SEX
Liam Sullivan
>not asking when the milk truck arrives?
Jack Sanders
Literally all you have to say to recover is
>my peepee has been hard all day cause I still taste your pussy juice
Connor Walker
Lemme share my opener which works wonders:
"Hey X, the divorce papers are up, you may keep the houses and cars, but will keep the dog."
9 outta ten times she will fight for the dog, then just roleplay from there, trying to focus on dismissing the divorce because the "dog" would miss her
Grayson Brooks
>when do you want to meet up?
>hahahaha ummmmm YESTERDAY!
literally kys you absolute retard
Brody Russell
Always get the number between 5-10 exchanges max. Any more and you're just wasting time.
Nolan Hughes
How can adults do these retarded quipfests and roleplays without cringing? I would feel incredibly awkward doing this for over one sentence.
Jason Hernandez
Levi Lewis
It´s just fun bro.
There is no need to be so serious in a dating app
Jackson Gomez
Never post on this fucking website ever again.
Benjamin Bennett
You failed
Nathaniel Ward
Nah I texted my now gf for like 2 weeks before we ever met up
Blake White
OP you're based. Keep at it king
Julian Bell
Colton Walker
I guess I'm too autistic to ever go on a dating app then
Christian Gomez
op faggot arab
Brandon Wood
U mad bro?
Zachary Anderson
send her dicpic with message: it pretty big for a bodybuilder
Ethan Rivera
I'm not even him and I'm mad
You should be stabbed like those French church goers
Aaron Thompson
Economic collapse and global warming is fun
This is cringe stfu
Grayson Ross
It's over
She thought you were Italian, not a dirty arab
Nathaniel Allen
Probably this. I am so glad I am not arab
Josiah Parker
I swear my mind was telling me not to but I did it anyway