/britfeel/

im not host
i dont like you
my life would not change whatsoever if you were dead
i dont care
fuck off and dont you me again

not a gayer lad but hope your bf appreciates it

Based mischievous lads

does the girl who used to make cakes still post here?
i remember she used to post recipes
what happened to comfy posters?

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about TiIde

>neighbour has been a curtain twitching cunt for all of lockdown
>went out in the middle of the night and hammered frozen sausages into his lawn
>animals came and tore it to pieces
>had a police car round yesterday
>will never no it was me
cunt is getting a piss disc under the door tonight

Attached: 1528732613884.jpg (409x409, 139.84K)

>getting dominated in a game of chess (down like 11 points on material and king pretty much backed into a corner)
>guy ends up running out of time
hollow victory but still pretty funny

Attached: kinghomer.jpg (900x900, 87.12K)

Wearing makeup as a Male is pathetic
Way to hide your insecurities!

Attached: 16F1F17F-CA87-4508-9FE1-4FCFF381B55A.png (1076x1225, 1.68M)

Arghh I want a shag and I have made plans to do so today but I would rather shag somebody else.
I've shagged this lass before and her personality annoys me quite a bit. Ultra feminist can't see anything outside of this mindset.
It's over an hour journey and I can't just leave if it's late. But she said she would like to try a dildo in her arse when shagging her.
Fuck sake lads. Why is it so life full of such difficult decisions?

Found a girl i knew on /gif/ once. Lost the webm now though.

Britanonce leader of the #noncenest

never forget

a comfy poster who was harassed by mongs

>be me
>paranoid as fuck, never open curtains but always peek through to look for potential outside threats
>set my cameras up before bed last night
>hear banging out my window
>all in my head.jpg
>wake up to find wild animals have destoryed my lawn and are eating what look to be sausages
>bring the police over and show them the camera feed
>mfw it was the retard neighbour throwing sausages at my garden
>tell police not to pursue becuase he's handicapped and doesn't know better

Attached: Jay2.jpg (252x285, 8.84K)

youtu.be/doZE4Yqog5I
found this rate funny

I am the last of the famous
International playboys
The last of the famous
International playboys

Attached: 1584222535275.jpg (476x282, 28.89K)

there was a girl in school i had a massive crush on and she used to hug me for like a full minute straight every day, sneak up behind me and hug me, stroke my hair, one time she grab my chin and lifted my face up and just stared into my eyes while smiling, one time she fell asleep on me when we were watching a film in class, she called me "cute" all the time, all kinds of shit
do you reckon she liked me or was she just taking the piss?

nah, its fine if they are a sissy bottom

you never wear makeup and a cute outfit?

what the
youtube.com/watch?v=5nXWPI0WTe8

I am one and I dont wear make-up
This is not a gendered thing
Make-up is disgusting
No make-up
Make-up is ugly cope

Attached: BF4F4EF6-798B-4318-99E6-410AABBF6BB7.jpg (400x400, 28.79K)

well i think we all know why you don't have a bf uwu

wish chika was here to sniff this ketamine with me

I'm gay, not a prisonfag so no, I don't wear make up, or expect my bf too because my life isn't some doujin written by a Japanese fujo

She was crushing on you hard.
And you never got in her knickers?

with the power of heroin ive been surviving on a diet of 1000 calories per day for the last 10 months or so

I literally figuratively literally do though!

same but pluuuuuuuuump

Ummm I am high on life sweetie...

sis that is so gay

oof. thats bitter sweet if true. it feels nice to know she liked me but its depressing that i missed my chance.
i was too autistic to do anything about it. my self esteem was really low so i was worried she was only doing it as a joke.

i call them, felatio flowers

arcade gannon is GAY??
why did nobody tell me?