>bf breaks up with me because he want to work on himself
>the next time i see him in person he's gotten fucking huge
>his ass and tits are bigger than mine
i love karma
Bf breaks up with me because he want to work on himself
Jaxson Roberts
Brandon Campbell
what's the karma here?
he isn't allowed to break up with you?
Matthew Morales
I mean are you tits and ass big?
William Sanders
Quarantine is bulk season, just you wait
James Powell
I think they meant irony rather than karma, cause self improvement shouldn't lead to mantitties
Carter Thomas
He never said improvement he said he wanted to work on himself and that's what he did lol he added a dining room
Jack Parker
So he decided to choose food over you. You must have been a really shitty partner for a dude to pick Doritos over you lmao.
Angel Morgan
This. For all we know OP wasn't a good cook and he's now happier with himself lel. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, as they say.
Jonathan Johnson
OPs tranny frankenpussy just wasnt hitting hard enough, evidently.
Logan Hill
yeah exactly lol. he constantly complained about his weight while we were dating. i tried to encourage him and nudge him in the direction of losing weight but he just kept falling back on old habits. when we broke up he gave me some lame excuse about how he needed to do this alone. it's just funny to me that after being so dramatic about it all he's done is get fatter lmao
Nathan Peterson
Yet another example that the normalfaggot male is incapable of being happy in a relationship and has zero appreciate for how good he's got it.
Jonathan Morris
The man chose pizza over your stank pussy. He has clearly spoken.
William Diaz
Can I be your bf now? I've got a fast metabolism and can't put on weight no matter what
Lucas Ross
Roasties mad he kept his new job's wage to himself
Jason Brooks
>implying he won't just spend it all on food
Jordan Watson
>he needed to do this alone. it's just funny to me that after being so dramatic about it all he's done is get fatter lmao
epic. i hope all stupid moids suffer this curse
Gabriel Evans
Clearly food makes him happier than a subpar tranny gf. Let that sink in.
Luke Turner
BITCH YOU GOT DUMPED FOR A HOT POCKET HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAH
Joseph Kelly
prolly got depressed desu
Dominic Walker
Chad here.
Food is better than pussy.
Nicholas Jackson
You're not a Chad then you're a lardball kek
Thomas Garcia
just suck his mantitties.
Jace Hughes
lol i thought he got Zig Forums
Oliver Parker
>likes food so much he won't stop for you
>leaves you to eat food in peace because it's better than your holes and your company
>you didn't like him anyway
Both parties were better off in the end
Luke Long
but is he happier? thats the only thing that should decide if someone is better or worse
Daniel Butler
Oh, shut the fuck up. People have every right to resent people who broke up with them. It's human god damn nature.
Adam Smith
from what i can tell he bitches about his weight CONSTANTLY while still piling on the pounds. typical fatass
Nolan Thomas
>The man chose pizza over your stank pussy. He has clearly spoken.
judging by these shitposts i don't blame the poor fuck. also savage banter, good shit
Cameron Rodriguez
sorry but we just keep improving
Blake Howard
hmmm this is one of "those" threads, i can just feel that energy. you know you will never be a real female like pic related, right?
Jonathan Parker
Hey, don't ignore me. I really do want to be your bf