FEMBOT HEIGHT

>How tall are you?

>Are you too tall, too short, or just right?

>Favorite book?

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>150cm
>too short
>kafka metamorphosis

Kys attention whores

>157cm
>just right i think
>red dragon

Blessed digits. I've only ever read The Trial. How do they compare?

holy fuck sit on my fucking face please tall queen

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I kind of want to go on a walk with a woman your size in my backpack. She can see so it's more piggyback.

>5 ft 4
>too tall
>piercing ryu murakami

That looks like a fun read. Crime and Punishment is really good too.

>180cm
>too short to be really tall, too tall to be normal
>maybe picrel

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>5'1
>too short
>Lolita

I read Fight Club when I was 14.

Never read Lolita. Not sure if I want to.

>Never read Lolita. Not sure if I want to.
It's amazingly written, the ending made me cry because it was so beautiful

I'll shuffle it into my unmanageable reading list.

Are you thin or chubby?

>Lurking this thread in eager anticipation for a 6 ft goddess

>144cm
>too short
>I don't read

You're not lurking if you post.

i like both! but metamorphosis is my favourite

Too short to read. All jokes aside that is very short.

You can really tell this poster is a girl

>180cm

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Chubby would be a conservative statement.

I own but have never read Fight Club, seeing as the story is ruined for all of us by the movie. I own all his books. I love his perspective as an author, I love his fucked up yet relatable characters, and I love his fucked up but not infeasible stories. The little quirks in his writing are just amazing.

If you're looking to read more by Palahniuk I would recommend Choke first.

STFU you bitchass attention slut. No one cares you have a 4 in weenee kys.

You might enjoy Dostoevsky's writing. There's a lot of weird, but realistic characters.

The book is different enough from the movie that you would still enjoy it. It's also really short.

My mom jammed my brother's copy into a coffee mug, empty thank God, because she does weird stuff.

I used to read a lot, in fairness. But not so much anymore.

I have Notes from Underground but haven't read it yet. Anything else you would suggest from Dostoevsky?

I wish I could see
>yfw biological women are significantly taller than you

It's a fun hobby. It would also be cute to watch someone your size check out a really large book from a library.

>i was born as a woman

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I've read Crime and Punishment which is absolutely amazing. The Dream of a Ridiculous Man is a short story and it's good too. I haven't read anything else by him, but I intend to.

Any recommendations specifically? And I don't think I'm that short, user.

Just remember kids: The perfect height for a woman is 4'11 or 149cm.

Any other height and you're either a walking joke or a freaking freak!

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-t. 5'6 or shorter male

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That depends what you're interested in. I'll post the best I've read from each month this year.

>The Little Red Book by Mao
>Papillon by Henri Charriere
>The Puzzle Palace by James Bamford
>Solitary Fitness by Charles Bronson
>Poetic Meter and Poetic Form by Paul Fussell
>Countercoup by Kermit Roosevelt
>Knights of the Green Cloth: The Saga of the Frontier Gamblers by Robert K DeArment
>The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
>Meditations on Hunting by Jose Ortega y Gasset
>1848: The Revolutionary Tide in Europe by Peter N Stearns
>The Causes of the Industrial Revolution in England by RM Hartwell