The guy I have a crush on, his birthday is in 4 days, on Thanksgiving. I bought him a rolex...

The guy I have a crush on, his birthday is in 4 days, on Thanksgiving. I bought him a rolex. It looks perfect and beautiful, not a single imperfection. I can't wait to see the look on his face. He knows that I bought him a watch but he doesn't know it's a rolex. I've been waiting months for this, since probably half a year ago, I've spent countless hours researching watches and looking for the perfect one. I'm going to give it to him his early birthday present tomorrow in the evening so he can show it off to his family on his birthday.

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does your crush know that you're gay for him

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imagine if women actually simped the way men do, this could be real
let's cut to the chase
women hate thread

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He sells it to fund dates with Stacy

the rolex watch i like is no longer manufactured....

Well this lesbian bishop is simping for the most oppressive and brutal form of patriarchy, so I'd unironically side with her even if her intention is muh freedom and stuff

He would never do any of those things. He is my soulmate and he belongs to me. Any Stacy that comes near him would get killed.

I don't care you dumb hole, now leave this website forever no one cares

No need to be upset, look at this cute puppy.

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As a muslim, that's not what A CHURCH IS FOR REEEEEEEE STOP BREAKING CHURCHES THEY ARE FOR ISA YOU FUCKING CUNT!