Cockmeasuring Contest Edition

Cockmeasuring Contest Edition

>How does it work?
People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list at will, and it is your decision to gift who you want.
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FAQ:
>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.
>How will I know if something has been bought for me?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.
>Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?
No, all of your information will be protected. The recipient will not see any info.
>How can I post my Wishlist without being blocked by the filter?
Press the Share Envelope and copy the permalink. If that doesn't work, remove the dot from your link.
>Why should I gift something? I'm not gonna get anything in return!
This is a different take on a Secret Santa, where anyone can gift or get from anyone. If you're feeling generous, please do consider giving back to others.
>Last year people bought stuff for others and then cancelled them to epic fucking troll us!
And they did that the previous year, and the year before that too. It happens when you have amazon wishlists, it's disappointing to lose out on a gift, but the item will just go back on your list like they never screwed with you at all.
>How often should I post my list?
Once a day or thread depending on the speed of the general
>Can I post multiple lists?
No. Only 1.
>What if someone asks people to post their lists?
Your list is like your asshole: only show it once and after that only when asked.
>What if I have a pair of labia?
Go mooch off discord and reddit. Women are banned.
>But I want guys to buy me stuffs!
And we want you to fuck off
>I don't like something in someone's list
We don't care, MYOB.
>I have a vagina
Leave

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Hoping this doesn't die at the top again. Also I'm still waiting for some unique wishlists. If none appear I'm just spending my $25 on makeranon.

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cuteness transcends everything.

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Engage maximum comfiness.

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Man, the OPs taking over this year are so fucking retarded. Still miss Sandler and Femto.

book of disquiet was repetitive and sucked.
shit taste. literally >>>/library/

Merry christmas anons!
I really need headphones, and a new notebook would be super cool as well, all mine are pretty dang full.

amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3I2QYPJWWZPL3?ref_=wl_share

amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/9FWYKSM2O8N5
If anyone buys something from my list I'll happily post a recipe or cooking secret for them.

>Asking for an item that is literally free
>Can't stop talking about itself
>Can't read the OP
>Can't follow simple instructions
What is wrong with holes

>didn't put secret santa in the OP
What a fucking retard

It's a *really* secret santa, user. Keeps retards from coming in. Those who know, know.

What do you consider unique? I don't think I've ever seen any one ask for grass tufts and most people have no idea they exist.

amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/RPUQ0RKL925E?ref_=wl_share

Thanks for checking my list if you do. It's always nice to see these threads active. And user's pretending their saintly people in their list post then turning into mega cunts when you can't connect their posts to them. Don't deny it, you all do it.

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>And user's pretending their saintly people in their list post then turning into mega cunts when you can't connect their posts to them. Don't deny it, you all do it.
Well, thanks for inadvertently admitting that. Now I know you're one of them. I'll make sure to avoid your list when I get paid this week.

I think all the drama over toothpaste proved that clearly

Everyone's enjoyment or distaste of it is subjective so still I'd want to give it a go. Maybe good maybe shit we'll see, but I'll heed ur warning. Either way it's the only book I haven't read on the list, I really don't know why I'm not trying to just download it :/

i really do fucking hate toothpaste

amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/2JF891D1606L9?ref_=wl_share

me from prev thread, didn't finish up my list before the new thread was up.

a mandolin is pretty unique, wish I never gave up on learning an instrument. used have a guitar and wanted to start piano myself

one of these is not like the others!

man wish I had more time to get into in depth hobbies like that

yeah breaking headphones is quite annoying, I feel ya user

just a hobby or are you actually a cook?

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>man wish I had more time to get into in depth hobbies like that
It's pretty EZ when you are a NEET.
Sometimes I almost wish my friends were NEET too so we could play more often lmao.

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merry christmas everyone! hope everyone is safe and well :D

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>Still asshurt over the toothpaste shit even though everyone else stopped caring ages ago.

enjoyment and taste is objective, fuck you

How do you guys have the money to spare for each other?

Merry Christmas frens.
Anyone else getting a real tree for the first time?

mine: amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3JVG2W8LS2QH3?ref_=wl_share

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For me I don't have many preconceived parameters about what makes a unique list, it's just anything that seems cool and something that the receiving user will use and enjoy after buying, as well as being something unique to their list. Tbh I didn't get much time to look through the last thread but rn I think I have a few lists that my sights are set on.

I'm back again. Participate at your own risk.

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It's both a hobby and I do actually cook. I can't work in a resturant (although I've had 3 chefs practically beg me to start my own resturant after trying some of my food), but I will cater a friend's party or even for money, because I can focus just long enough for that and I'm not under constant time pressure. Thank you for asking!

Fuck did I mix up the two lol?

>I'm so scared
>Oh wait no I'm not
What are you gonna do, pussy? Nothing. You aint' gon do dick faggot except suck mine.

based. i missed you daddy
may your autism bless my earnings this year

How many threads will it take to figure out that item is out of stock?

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Gonna be doin cozy art as always, pic unrelated, doodle from springish.

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How many threads will it take you to figure out vaginas are not welcome here? Go leech of of literally anyone else like the nigger you are.

It's called bait. Retard.

Kiwifarms is dead, the age of the lolcow is gone, you are forgotten.

very busy with studies myself, only have a little free time on weekends. wish I could play with my friends more often too.

barry's tea :D

never had that monster before. give us a review user

nice, its a great skill to have!

That's some creepy ass shit.

Everyone does it at some point. It's the same every year. Someone pisses you off or posts a stupid list and you shit on them on them for it. Then next thread you're thanking anons and pretending to be jesus 2.0.

If you don't want to gift me that's fine. I enjoy the shit show these threads are and if I get something that's just a nice bonus. Take the cash you might of spent on me and send a dildo to someone instead. You can add additional items to wishlist items and ship them all to that same address.

Learning an instrument is always great for taking your mind off things user. There's always time to learn no matter how far into life you are :)

Do you have any kind of mental health issues spooky? Cause it seems like it with your drawings.

user you need to proof that before someone ruins it