HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A GOD DAMN JOB
IVE PUT SO MANY APPLICATIONS TO THE MOST MEANINGLESS FUCKING JOBS IMAGINABLE. IVE PUT APPLICATIONS INTO FUCKING FAST FOOD RESTARAUNTS, GROCERY STORES, WALMART, FUCKING ANYTHING I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET A GOD DAMN JOB INTERVIEW WITH THEM. THE ONLY INTERVIEWS I'VE GOTTEN HAVE BEEN WITH JOBS WITH MY UNIVERSITY BUT HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY OF THOSE EITHER. I LITERALLY JUST WANT A FUCKING JOB, I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS FUCK WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO
Join the military fag
Unironically this.
Israel jokes aside, it's easy as shit to enlist as long as you don't have brain damage or missing limbs.
but i don't want a serious job like that, i just want a shitty part time job to help me through university.
Just go up to the manager, give them a firm handshake and a hard blowjob and you can get any job you want.
include an angry pepe in your future applications to show that you're serious
Apply to a warehouse.
Get some exercise while you're at it.
theres just no fucking way i should be alive i hate it i fucking hate everything im literally shitfuck ugly and mentally fucked beyond all hope how ...why the fuck and why again do i even exist can anyone give me a fucking answer??!!
Maybe if you decided to put a job as a priority instead of university you'd get hired.
if I can't even get a god damn part time job other uni students and fucking high schoolers i really doubt that
hahah, its 11/24
how fucked up is this?
Try a delivery service m8. Like uber eats or deliveroo. Takes forever to get registered but there is no interview and all you need to do is prove that you are legally allowed to work. With a couple months of experience doing that it should be easier to get a better job.
i dont drive though
If you're in a city you can cycle.
Walk into stores that arent corporations and try there also try anything that is labor involved. Like a company that cuts grass. Trees. Does cement work. Shit like that.
Remember that the hiring managers are people just like you and that they have families, which is an exploitable weakness. You know what to do for a job...
ransom them? if i had the courage for that sort of thing i would just go into to the drug trade or something for a living
As someone in a similar position you're really fucked unless you have reliable transport.
I live a downtown city within a 5 minute walk of the majority of the places that I've submitted applications for
apply at amazon, it's where i work at. we are always getting temp people.
get a skill you lame ass ho
>hi i would like x skill
>ok please deposit the money to pay for the teaching of the skill and the paper that says you mastered the skill
>where get money
>work
>
what skill should i look to achieve for a minimum wage job?
>money
yikes i hope you never actually get a job
well there's your problem. Employers don't want to feel like they're offering a shitty job, especially when they are.
IDK man, tutor foreign students in English or something.
Its kind of a boomer meme but be an obnoxious fuck about following up on your application. Spam them with phone calls. Pretend like you're more competent than you are. Ask "when I'm getting my interview". Just be a overconfident cunt until they either tell you to fuck off your nervously give you your interview.
race height weight degree facial attractiveness on a scale of 1 to 10 social skills
list all that and we will tell you why you aren't getting any jobs
apply at amazon, they fucking hire anyone who can pass a background check and drug test
you need connections
pretend to be a jew and join jewish clubs. there's 10 jewish organizatons for every non-jewish one, jews love making organizations
McDonalds is always hiring. How have you not gotten a job?
I use to be in your position, and honestly I just got lucky I got my first job after looking for work since I was 18. I've made 20k so far and have bought a car for 3k. I was collecting neet bucks for a while. God it was such a depressing phase of my life.