Letter thread - cant be bothered to give a fuck edition

leave your initials, you can omit them if you want too
CF
i keep looking for t3h opportunities but i seem to miss them all the time, how come they never arrive to my inbox?
i got a golden opportunity a year ago but threw it away in the garbage, im stupid i know
A

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there is a difference between being present and awaiting presents. Presence should not be treated as a gift to give and withhold.

Dear R9K users,

Writing the initial of the egirl you met on this board and pouring your heart out, saying how things will be different this time, isn't going to bring them back. Quit being pathetic. Go write in an actual personal journal or some dumb shit.

J

(also, N, please unblock me on Discord. I love you)

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dear police departments
can you stop sending your grills after me? this is a low tactic and hitting below the belt
M

Trouble in paradise? lol x

Actually yes?? It's not funny user

when someone starts acting all high and mighty when they've never been in my shoes of course i'll be pissed

especially when they are speaking in 'generic' terms, after all they dont wanna reveal themselves

J
I love you but i wont bother
u think about me ?

>i wont bother
How do you mean? And what's your initial?

/r9k
fuck you all
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

DAMN BABY SNEED YOU LOOKIN FRESH, DRIP AND EVERYTHANG

-chuck

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Lizard, you still here?
I miss our sexy chats

fuck yourself with a broomstick

THE BIG END

hey L
im watching movies thinking about you
have you seen any wong kar wai movies ?
basic but pretty good highly recommend
...i miss you and i love you i know you don't feel the same way about me but it can't be helped for now i'll just stay quiet about it until i don't if everything goes as planned
hope you're good man

from cringe retard

Oh daddy pleeeease~

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you can spit on it to make it glide inside more easily, you know they stopped selling KY lube long back

Give it to me dry, I want it to hurt~

D,
i don't know what you're doing tonight but i hope you're having fun! and i hope i'll see you tomorrow. i love you.
yours forever,
A

then hammer some nails, that should keep you busy for a while, there is a long weekend coming you know

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i'm pissed and i've got just the right drink for this

Dear Satan,

Remove my heart, desensitise me to blood and gore so I can do your work most efficiently. Also, please make me as charismatic and seductive as you are. It's a win-win scenario.

666
~M

beautiful day wake up face is shit mouth hurts didnt win the lottery in my sleep its 3pm dont feel rested i look particularly fat today girlfriend is in a mood more shit is broken because fucking science and this is all ive got to look forward too all day

Thanks.

glad you are writing these for me,so I don't have to.

It's quite likely that next weekend I'm gonna do something highly irresponsible.
But that's fine sometimes too.
To be openly selfish.
There's a certain loss of purity in that thing too.
I don't think that will be a thing that other people will know about though.
And well, most of the purity was gone ages ago anyways.
Maybe you could say taken away?
I don't know.

S

I wonder if anyone recognises these messages. I wrote you one nearly everyday. I'm hoping death takes me soon. I hate everyone asking me if I'm okay. I'm not fucking okay. I want to obliterate you

S

Dear W

After the last time we talked you told me not to shoot myself jokingly, i know you weren't joking and i know your one who doesn't know how to react in these situations, I wonder howd you react if i actually did it, I think its that my mind finds you suitable partner due to how well we hit things off and how engaging and adrenaline pumping our convos are, i want to say i love you but im not sure if those are my feelings, i want to hold you one day and never let go, i wonder if you share the same feeling same, i doubt you do to be honestly really, i wish you do i really hope you, you make me feel anxious when i havent felt that emotion in what feels like decades and centuries.

But due to our distance i wonder what would happen, ive seen the small signs you make, when i mentioned University, where i want to live and go in life, i know your one person i would definitely remember till the end of time

Your favourite retard
~S

You're the best, awesome, lovable, adorkable and im hotter than you.

-God

siren head

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M,
You know, I catch myself wanting to call you all of the time haha. I do miss talking to you. I miss hanging out. I miss hearing the things you had to say and the perspective you had. I actually bought pants without you for the first time since our falling out, haha. There is just so much I want to tell you, so much I want to hear from you. Did you get a job finally? How are you and B? I hope your parents are doing fine. I just really want to pick up the phone and catch up like we used to. I do still care about you, despite it all. But that does not change the fact that we can never be friends ever again.

-C