>there are milfy 30-40 year old femanons here who have a fetish for the pent up sexual frustration of robots
where are you milfy femanons we know youre there
There are milfy 30-40 year old femanons here who have a fetish for the pent up sexual frustration of robots
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Holy fuck PLEASE GOD gimme a mommy gf.
Let me love you.
>actually beliving this
user are you off your meds today?
i prayed to jesus and he told me there are milfs here, are you going to argue with jesus you fucking devil worshiper?
yeah i am come at me
ill pray for your soul user
i'm starting to give up on truly enjoying life like everyone else gets to so i've settled into a state of indifference muddled with bouts of depression
pls mommy gf succ the pain out of my body
i don't think even this would feel good becaus emy cock is cut and i have masturbated daily for years so i feel no pleasure
it's the mental aspect of a woman getting on her knees, putting her mouth on my dick, and taking care of me that does it, not so much the physical part. even if i never came, i would feel happier
yeah thats what i thought too until it happened and i realized i would feel more pleasure from jerking off to her face and the thought of head making me feel any sensation than actually getting head and i started crying after
>ywn have a milfy femanon to extract your youbg sperm
>ywn have this done to you at any point in life
I might end it all soon
I'm pretty sure that Zig Forums is high quality industrial strength milf repellent. If you hate the thought of drowning in thicc milf milkers you've come to the right place.
bullshit there are at least 3 hot milfs here RIGHT NOW
oh shit he's right. Everyone act normal!
So, you guys catch the big game. Those guys really beat those other guys good huh. Sports are the best. My yard work needs some new soffits, but the sod needs more drainage. I'm a successful man with important things to do.
What are you men up to?
i already love you and want to snuggle you
>mom suggested i start taking care of myself and become a gigolo if i don't like working so much
haha...
Uh. So, um. I may have slightly misrepresented myself previously. I don't actually know anything about sports. Everything else is true though.
Please god. Please, don't let me blow this chance. I promise I won't try to summon a succubus anymore. I won't even go on /x/ for a while or anything just let me hit it off with a milf for once in my eventless life.
You must be talking about a different Jesus than the one I know.
Then I'm sorry boy. You've ruined your chances with me. A man who's passionate about sports is what turns me on.
i f-follow some e-sports d-doesn that count m-mommy
Well, at least I was crossing my fingers when I promised god that I wouldn't attempt to summon a succubus.
I win again. Always two moves ahead. That's how I play life.
There is still a way for you boys to redeem yourselves. What is your opinion on The Cure?
I don't care what anyone says "Three Imaginary Boys" is the greatest album they have put out. It has such a different vibe from the later output. The whole thing is packed front to back with bangers, from Grinding Halt, Object, and my personal favorite Fire in Cairo. I was just browsing this thread and had to drop this take here. God speed.
Mommy like, here suck my chichis til you fall asleep. Lemme rub your yummy pp til it gets hard for me, sweatheart.
wtf be my mommy gf now
I added a 32 year old femanon from r9k and she has sent me nudes and shit. Specifically multiple pictures of her ass with my discord name on it. Shit was niice.
I knew those pornhub ads wouldnt lie. Time to buy some big pee pee pills and tear it up.
I hooked up with a 39 year old mid-tier milf a few years ago who had grown college aged children only a few years younger than me. Her succ game was otherworldly, I have never had someone so ravenously drain my balls I squealed like a little piggy.
Where are the webms niggy?
Honesly love the Cure. Paris and Staring at the Sea were on constant rotation for me when I was in high school. I was watching the video for Pictures of You last night on jewtoob last night.
Fun Fact. Behemoth recently covered A Forest. Which is what got me listening to the Cure again.
eh wrong link
youtube.com
I'm uncut and get very little physical pleasure from it either if that makes you feel any better