My breakfast this morning was two boiled eggs and a two cups of coffee with cream and no sugar...

My breakfast this morning was two boiled eggs and a two cups of coffee with cream and no sugar. What was your guy's breakfast?

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two fried eggs over medium, 4 strips of bacon, a slice of ham, 2 slices of buttered wheat toast, 2 pancakes, and coffee with sugar and cream

I bet you blame it all on the genetics, fatso

Mcfucking kys

a nougat croissant and a cup of coffee, black with sweetener

Do you have anything to contribute to the thread or would you like to shut the fuck up?

Today i woke up at 1pm so my yesterday breakfast was one cup of coffee and two slices of bread with honey

Your mom

>Monster energy and 2 cigarettes

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Sounds good but It's little to heavy for me to start off a morning with.
>nougat croissant
Sounds delicious, I love nougat.

I just did fat-ass.

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Bowl of oats and a sausage sandwich.

>two slices of bread with honey
I've never done this, I might try it.
Based

>I just did
I must have missed it over your menstrual tantrum. Could have sworn you were just being a bitch.

Must be all that cholesterol blinding your eyes, you chinless fat fuck

THREE SLICES OF PIZZA
ONE WHOLE TOMATO
ONE BREAD ROLL WITH RANCH

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A bacon, egg, and ham breakfast sandwich

>S'il vous plaît, aidez mon vagin jaillit de sang
t. you

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>Americans trying to speak another language than their own

Maybe a

This doesn't sound like a good breakfast.
That's a lot of food, I don't think a single person could eat all of that for Breakfast.

I know nothing pisses you off more than someone else bastardizing your language. I would fly all the way to Paris to mispronounce every word in your language just to spite you.
Rentrez votre pénis entre vos jambes et préparez-vous pour le taureau de votre femme.

Chocolate Milk plus 2 slice of beard with butter and honey.

Kebab roll with extra meat. And a Fanta.

What's the most Alpha american name after Chad? I feel like it's Kyle

My breakfast this morning was Yugoslavic pussy

I only woke up around 20 minutes ago (now 5:21pm) cause I forgot about waking up

I didnt eat breakfast, had to go see a girl at 17:00

Maybe Brad or Hunter

Milk shake with 2 small bananas and protein.
Coffee after that

my man had pussy for breakfast thats what im talking about

yeah, good one's, thx

CHADS UNITE

Look again. There was a vegetable.

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a donut, a glass of wine, and a cup of coffee

Oats porridge, omelet and black coffee.

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Leslie, of course

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Honestly can't remember fully. I was hungover beyond reason. But I think I had some leftover pizza and some chips. And like a gallon of coffee.

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Voldamor

I don't drink soda in the morning, I can't stand it. it feels disgusting to me.
Sounds delicious
You should fix your sleep schedule user
protein?
If you say so man
You drink alcohol in the morning?

two eggs over-easy, peanut butter on toast, dried dates, and a glass of water

>Dried dates
I can't stomach dates, they are too sweet for me.

earl grey with milk

Your mouth must've been like a desert after eating that many dry things, jesus