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The Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream

Shite and the smashing pumpkins are virgin gimps

A cake that looks like a pineapple

relish
or chutney

used to go there once every three month or so. loved it, shame to see how dilapidated it's become in the past decade or so

Anything that's been pickled is a pickle. Gherkins are specifically pickled cucumbers. There are other kinds of pickles. Pickled beets, cabbage, turnips, tomatoes, etc.

What's everyone having for dinner tomorrow?

Man in the pickle suit

making pizza!

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fanny

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freeze you are surrounded by armed bastards

>salmon fajitas

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Why you were downing pints with the lads, China was building.
While you were fumbling with your keys, China was building.
While you were doing one last big piss before going to bed, China was building.
While you were sleeping, China was building.

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yeah i'll get an lgbt hold the trannies

you see this walking alone in the woods
what do you do?

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probably some left over rice from tonight with whatever I can be arsed cooking

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just ordered my kratom

roast beef and fried onion sarnie with a side of chips

Just do heroin you fucking puss

Swift right hand to the jaw

I continue walking and go about my day

centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/articles/the-electoral-college-the-fringe-of-the-map-expands/

doing a read

italian-americans perfected the sandwich and nobody else can even compete

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Burger I think, had prawns with Thai spices and noodles, topped w spring onions earlier

thats lego

Literally no good supermarket sangers

Being back unpackaged corner shop sandwiches NOW!

how can i legally acquire hgh and testosterone supplements?

So when did you realise it was over? For me, it was when China had to build a hospital in a few days

thoughts?

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Wag1 pengting whats ya bbm pin

been watching a lot of douglas murray

Yes, what an excellent 4K HDR video of the Brooklyn Bridge, surely I will enjoy looking at this

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Tonight is roo burgers

You can’t unless you have a legitimate disorder. Dark web or your local gym is your best shot. You can buy SARMs legally online (I don’t know if they’re legal in Australia) if you want to test the waters before jumping into roids.

innocent fool

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loved him in ghost busters

tend to agree but those vietnamese are on to something let me tell you

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Top definition
two-faced bitch

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.
I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!

the big ravioli!

search the contents of her bag for a meal deal, add up the value of the items therein and lecture her on why a meal deal would've been a better option

good bit of grub lad

you don't need testosterone unless you're incredibly deficient

can't tell if she's 17 or 24
youtube.com/watch?v=O7BPkkRvcF4

confusion
disgust
anger
hatred

Dinner is the midday meal pal please do not get this confused.

Holy PENG

ah yes british cuisine
viet food is p based too
tonnes of vietnamese restaurants in my province, quite peng

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Now that looks fucking banging lad what meat is in it? Dog?

lefties hate this guy called milo yiannopoulos, just discovered him

Pretty good. Love a giant hand holding a shape me

BIG CHOON
youtu.be/OWV_7JBzXhI

I am a roider

Roiders rise up

ffs lads £100 of unknown transactions on my bank account. Card isn't lost or stolen. How did this happen?

they call it the funniest shit ever

doesnt matter in the uk

SARMS are honestly more dangerous than plain old test

A lot of them have been linked to causing cancer

>big chunks
>cheese not grated
>white bread
>obscene pickle to cheese ratio

alri then how about my next deception, can you unpack this puzzle?

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for me its lamb and chorizo koftas

thoughts on this?

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a sweet kind of pork

Such a lifter of a tune

youtu.be/XmU4Xyl00hY

So many forgotten tunes out there, like that is godlike stuff yes man makes you feel happpppy

playing some hearthstone

police killings per 10m population:

Norway: 0.0
Japan: 0.2
Germany: 1.3
Canada: 9.8
White Americans: 20.4
Black Americans: 64.2

in my head I read "canvas" as "can-vah"

you havent got any idea what you are dealing with, you think a bit of green shit and a few tomatoes are the pinnacle of a sandwich you innocent bastard ye, you've never been in the trenches with a cheese and pickle sandwich

Ah sorry don't eat on the Italo-British schedule

How fucking arrogant is having your own pronouns
there's people starving in the world

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Aye debatable, they’re research chemicals. Nobody can say definitively. Some of them are crap. They won’t impact your endocrine system nearly as severely as traditional steroids.

Fuck off.

rolling

>he actually enjoys cheese and pickle sandos
>he isn't sophisticated enough to enjoy welsh rabbit

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Pretty good. Love a giant thing me

my country has 10m population

Nooooooo im gay now how could you do this!!!

i love rarebit

had enough of it lads. raiding the united states

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yeah but what are your thoughts on this?

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>welsh rabbit

In the thumbnail it looks like a man's face

base-
>communist UK
CRINGE

mate you are basically a vegan in my eyes now after posting that shit about lettuce sandwiches and the pinnacle, you've brought shame upon your family

luv me wife
'ate me wife

luve me wife
'ate me wife

luv me wife
'ate me wife

luv me wife
'ate me wife

luv me wife
'ate me wife

luv me wife

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that death stranding game is something else
don't understand much of it so far but it's interesting

valid spelling
give your head a wobble

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ha ha ha you'll be drinking expensive gay drinks the rest of your life

>thanks for listening

i think she meant´´ thanks for reading´´

Keep it to yourself you ugly bender

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based

Driving 2 hours to see the tinder girlfriend of 3 months tomorrow lads im so fucking nervous im shaking and feel like im going to shit myself. I've never had a girlfriend or sex what the fuck do i do

youtu.be/wOSseI1hao8

you'll get boggled down shortly after they redeploy units from elsewhere in the country

God i hate leddit

lick her pussy before actually fucking at least

>hearts of Iron
Bas-
>4
Cringe

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Chill the fuck out mate, it’s normal to feel nervous. She will be nervous too. Just don’t fuck it, once you’re over the initial awkwardness it will be fine.

mental that reddit banned gendercritical and itsafetish

youtube.com/watch?v=Hkt8E2Ul-Xw

*punches you out of anger*
SHUT UP!

>she

gamer wanker loves his games

Why's it called a sausage roll? All sausages roll innit. It's a sausage that extra rolls?

I was today years old when I realised "flight risk" is meant to be someone who will likely try and flee a hearing, rather than someone who would literally be risky to have on a flight (like a potential hijacker).

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need a fat latina gf lads.

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i do, won't apologise for it

you getting ghost of tsushima bro?

The hack of that bus

Oh to the shop to buy Sealord brand Hoki fillets
It's a bit mental how they are just fillets in a box, there's no plastic bag.
Very environmental.

Just cycled to and from Tescos lads and i'm absolutely starving, can not believe I just went all the way there and I didnt even get any food.

For those wondering what I did get, I got:
>Tesco Vanilla flavour milk
>Packet of Snyder's Jalapeno Pretzel Pieces
>Blue tac
>Pack of Comman Picture Hanging Strips

isn't it a ps4 exclusive? only have the pc

Oof. Big yikes. Let's unpack this. You do realize that we need to be normalizing this behavior, right? I mean honestly sweety it's 2020 and it's well past the time when toxic masculinity and microaggressions against POC's including Latinxes and LGBTQIA+ individuals and groups should have ended. Now is the time for men and transmen alike to be Keanu level wholesome and Big Chungus awesome and pushing for intersectional social justice.

Edit: thanks for the updoots, I am literally shaking at the response here

it’s rolled in puff pastry you dip

Bretty good. love a giant horrible made shitty moose that should embarrass your country me

Hanging some pictures up on the walls are we?

opinions?

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Thought they closed at 10 now. has this changed?

on what?

>be me
>begin reading this post
>Just cycled to and from Tescos
>think to myself "I wonder what he did get"

said no one ever m8

Makes me wanna get a scalpel and slice her leg open

must have been a tesco extra, 24 hours innit.

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bang bang

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took you for a sonybro

Love Lynyrd Skynyrd

Good Dixie boys

Not a simp but hmmm

Wayfair was selling 100-200$ Cabinets for 12,000$-14,000$. Those same cabinets were also named after missing children, but when someone made the connection to Kylah Coleman (A missing 16 year old from Cleveland) all those cabinets they were charging 1,000’s of dollars for, deleted off their website including the one named “Kylah”. That was only a few days ago, and just yesterday the CEO of Wayfair decided to step down? Jeffery Epstein, a very high up man with connections to some of the most powerful people, who is also a pedophile involved in the secret ring the government labeled “pizza gate”. Here is why you saw memes about Jeffery Epstein (cuz I’m sure a lot of you don’t know) Jeffery’s flight logs on his private jet had some very high names in it from Tom Hanks to Bill Clinton. Epstein had agreed to testify in court, Exposing pizzagate, the Hollywood sex trafficking ring that celebrities (Like Tom Hanks) are apart of, but it’s not only Hollywood.
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death stranding came out today on pc

grim that daft cunts on the internet have forgot all the stereotypes of european cultures in favour of labelling them "white"

Indeed it was an Xtra although it looks like they now close at 12

Where I am, the Latinas aren't fat anymore. They are all fit and make white women upset. White people never should have let them be middle class and have zoomba classes. White women really fucked that one up

Dimitar Berbatov speaks sensational English, quite surprised.

Many politicians are Also into this sick shit, But I’m sure you want proof right? So why don’t you go research the emails That did get exposed from Hillary Clinton’s files. Many of those emails, even some to Barrack Obama all had talk of different kinds of “pizza” how to deliver the “pizza” without any attention being drawn, shipping “pizza” to different countries for 1000’s of dollars? You cannot make this shit up, Wish I was that creative. Epstein was prepared to expose all of this, that’s why he was assassinated. Those people on his dossier, his flight log, HIS PAYROLL, were all afraid of getting exposed. How does a man on 24hr watch, with no access to rope, shoe strings, ANY sharp or plastic object, guarded by 2 human security guards, still manage to kill himself? OH and the security footage from the time of his suicide magically disappeared? That’s when people started to realize this wasn’t some movie driven conspiracy, that this shit I’m saying actually holds value and has piles and piles of evidence to back it up. Epstein’s ex lover is now in custody, ready to cooperate and expose some truth, just like he was. But as of this week she’s now also on “suicide watch” if she goes missing, or ends up dead. It will only further confirm everything I just said. So either way one of the biggest moments in OUR generations history is about to happen and NO ONE is talking about it. The government and Hollywood have been selling and sex trafficking children, and it’s about to be blown open.

Now THATS ^ a conversation y’all not ready to have
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how could you tell?

striker of deft touch he was

hate being english

made a curry earlier with loads leftover
always tastes better the next day