the BIG pineapple
/brit/
Cameron Cox
Liam Richardson
that is quite a big pineapple
Ryder Phillips
>pickled foods
BIG fan
Isaac Jones
the BIG banana subedishal
Adam Wilson
what's the most peng choccy bar and why is it crrunchie?
australians need not reply with violet crumble, absolutely dire imitation
Thomas Walker
Imagine making a post after the new thread has been linked. Hello! to the late arrivals.
Lucas Robinson
Canadians call gherkins pickles
What do they call pickle?
Levi Perez
wish my bf was here with me right now...
Chase Nguyen
Hasn't been the same since Daniel Morcombe was kidnapped and murdered like a kilometer away
James Sullivan
hung up duvets over my windows to emulate blackout curtains
it’s very dark
Charles Peterson
The Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream
Adam Williams
Shite and the smashing pumpkins are virgin gimps
Jose Cooper
A cake that looks like a pineapple
Evan Turner
relish
or chutney
Owen Perry
used to go there once every three month or so. loved it, shame to see how dilapidated it's become in the past decade or so
Ryan Sullivan
Anything that's been pickled is a pickle. Gherkins are specifically pickled cucumbers. There are other kinds of pickles. Pickled beets, cabbage, turnips, tomatoes, etc.
Grayson Foster
What's everyone having for dinner tomorrow?
Joseph Rodriguez
Man in the pickle suit
Gabriel Hughes
making pizza!
Zachary Powell
Aaron Morris
fanny
Austin Clark
Logan Carter
freeze you are surrounded by armed bastards
Adrian Anderson
>salmon fajitas
Cooper Walker
Why you were downing pints with the lads, China was building.
While you were fumbling with your keys, China was building.
While you were doing one last big piss before going to bed, China was building.
While you were sleeping, China was building.
Brayden Miller
yeah i'll get an lgbt hold the trannies
Angel Robinson
you see this walking alone in the woods
what do you do?
Ayden Sullivan
probably some left over rice from tonight with whatever I can be arsed cooking
Asher Morales
Blake Williams
just ordered my kratom
Aaron Clark
roast beef and fried onion sarnie with a side of chips
Connor Brooks
Just do heroin you fucking puss
Nathaniel Barnes
Swift right hand to the jaw
Jaxon Bell
I continue walking and go about my day
Jackson Collins
Jaxson Hall
italian-americans perfected the sandwich and nobody else can even compete
Ethan Hughes
Burger I think, had prawns with Thai spices and noodles, topped w spring onions earlier
Isaac Carter
thats lego
Jackson Ward
Literally no good supermarket sangers
Being back unpackaged corner shop sandwiches NOW!
Jayden Lopez
how can i legally acquire hgh and testosterone supplements?
Thomas Baker
So when did you realise it was over? For me, it was when China had to build a hospital in a few days
Adam Barnes
thoughts?
Anthony Bennett
Wag1 pengting whats ya bbm pin
Joshua Howard
been watching a lot of douglas murray
Hunter Wilson
Yes, what an excellent 4K HDR video of the Brooklyn Bridge, surely I will enjoy looking at this
Tyler Jones
Tonight is roo burgers
Brayden Richardson
You can’t unless you have a legitimate disorder. Dark web or your local gym is your best shot. You can buy SARMs legally online (I don’t know if they’re legal in Australia) if you want to test the waters before jumping into roids.
Wyatt Young
innocent fool
Gavin Richardson
loved him in ghost busters
Josiah Barnes
tend to agree but those vietnamese are on to something let me tell you
Jeremiah Ramirez
Top definition
two-faced bitch
Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.
I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!
Aaron Turner
the big ravioli!
Adrian Cox
search the contents of her bag for a meal deal, add up the value of the items therein and lecture her on why a meal deal would've been a better option
Chase Phillips
good bit of grub lad
Anthony Gray
you don't need testosterone unless you're incredibly deficient
Joshua Powell
can't tell if she's 17 or 24
youtube.com
Asher Peterson
confusion
disgust
anger
hatred
Adam Perry
Dinner is the midday meal pal please do not get this confused.
Joseph Mitchell
Holy PENG
Dominic Davis
ah yes british cuisine
viet food is p based too
tonnes of vietnamese restaurants in my province, quite peng
Aaron Diaz
Now that looks fucking banging lad what meat is in it? Dog?
Cameron Scott
lefties hate this guy called milo yiannopoulos, just discovered him
Blake Morales
Pretty good. Love a giant hand holding a shape me
Nathaniel Ward
BIG CHOON
youtu.be
James Scott
I am a roider
Roiders rise up
Liam Watson
ffs lads £100 of unknown transactions on my bank account. Card isn't lost or stolen. How did this happen?
Adrian Lopez
they call it the funniest shit ever
Gavin Hernandez
doesnt matter in the uk
Parker Peterson
SARMS are honestly more dangerous than plain old test
A lot of them have been linked to causing cancer
Sebastian Sanchez
>big chunks
>cheese not grated
>white bread
>obscene pickle to cheese ratio
Brayden Nguyen
alri then how about my next deception, can you unpack this puzzle?
Jason Peterson
for me its lamb and chorizo koftas
Connor Sanchez
thoughts on this?
Parker Murphy
a sweet kind of pork
Easton Jones
Such a lifter of a tune
So many forgotten tunes out there, like that is godlike stuff yes man makes you feel happpppy
Jacob Jenkins
playing some hearthstone
Benjamin Cooper
police killings per 10m population:
Norway: 0.0
Japan: 0.2
Germany: 1.3
Canada: 9.8
White Americans: 20.4
Black Americans: 64.2
Chase Garcia
in my head I read "canvas" as "can-vah"
Luis Diaz
you havent got any idea what you are dealing with, you think a bit of green shit and a few tomatoes are the pinnacle of a sandwich you innocent bastard ye, you've never been in the trenches with a cheese and pickle sandwich
Jace Williams
Ah sorry don't eat on the Italo-British schedule
Parker Adams
How fucking arrogant is having your own pronouns
there's people starving in the world
Evan Bennett
Justin Morgan
Aye debatable, they’re research chemicals. Nobody can say definitively. Some of them are crap. They won’t impact your endocrine system nearly as severely as traditional steroids.
Carter Harris
Fuck off.
Adrian Ramirez
rolling
Henry Morales
>he actually enjoys cheese and pickle sandos
>he isn't sophisticated enough to enjoy welsh rabbit
Julian Butler
Pretty good. Love a giant thing me
William Gray
my country has 10m population
Adrian Long
Nooooooo im gay now how could you do this!!!
Julian Bailey
i love rarebit
Easton Brown
had enough of it lads. raiding the united states
Jaxson Johnson
Easton Nguyen
yeah but what are your thoughts on this?
Connor Bell
>welsh rabbit
Oliver Sanders
In the thumbnail it looks like a man's face
Landon Fisher
base-
>communist UK
CRINGE
Hudson Peterson
mate you are basically a vegan in my eyes now after posting that shit about lettuce sandwiches and the pinnacle, you've brought shame upon your family
Jackson Morgan
luv me wife
'ate me wife
luve me wife
'ate me wife
luv me wife
'ate me wife
luv me wife
'ate me wife
luv me wife
'ate me wife
luv me wife
Daniel Morris
that death stranding game is something else
don't understand much of it so far but it's interesting
Oliver Green
valid spelling
give your head a wobble
John Rivera
ha ha ha you'll be drinking expensive gay drinks the rest of your life
Owen Bennett
>thanks for listening
i think she meant´´ thanks for reading´´
Sebastian Green
Keep it to yourself you ugly bender
Colton Peterson
Zachary Wood
based
Connor Price
Driving 2 hours to see the tinder girlfriend of 3 months tomorrow lads im so fucking nervous im shaking and feel like im going to shit myself. I've never had a girlfriend or sex what the fuck do i do
Caleb Stewart
Brody Richardson
you'll get boggled down shortly after they redeploy units from elsewhere in the country
Brayden Campbell
God i hate leddit
Christopher Lewis
lick her pussy before actually fucking at least
Luke Ward
>hearts of Iron
Bas-
>4
Cringe
Andrew Flores
Chill the fuck out mate, it’s normal to feel nervous. She will be nervous too. Just don’t fuck it, once you’re over the initial awkwardness it will be fine.
Jeremiah Carter
mental that reddit banned gendercritical and itsafetish
Dylan Campbell
Adrian Lewis
*punches you out of anger*
SHUT UP!
Brody Lewis
>she
Thomas Martin
gamer wanker loves his games
Landon Howard
Why's it called a sausage roll? All sausages roll innit. It's a sausage that extra rolls?
Kevin Harris
I was today years old when I realised "flight risk" is meant to be someone who will likely try and flee a hearing, rather than someone who would literally be risky to have on a flight (like a potential hijacker).
Nathaniel Rodriguez
?
Michael Flores
need a fat latina gf lads.
Joseph Evans
Brandon Clark
i do, won't apologise for it
Gabriel Edwards
you getting ghost of tsushima bro?
Jackson Bailey
The hack of that bus
Luke Bennett
Oh to the shop to buy Sealord brand Hoki fillets
It's a bit mental how they are just fillets in a box, there's no plastic bag.
Very environmental.
Aiden Cruz
Just cycled to and from Tescos lads and i'm absolutely starving, can not believe I just went all the way there and I didnt even get any food.
For those wondering what I did get, I got:
>Tesco Vanilla flavour milk
>Packet of Snyder's Jalapeno Pretzel Pieces
>Blue tac
>Pack of Comman Picture Hanging Strips
William Myers
isn't it a ps4 exclusive? only have the pc
Daniel Fisher
Oof. Big yikes. Let's unpack this. You do realize that we need to be normalizing this behavior, right? I mean honestly sweety it's 2020 and it's well past the time when toxic masculinity and microaggressions against POC's including Latinxes and LGBTQIA+ individuals and groups should have ended. Now is the time for men and transmen alike to be Keanu level wholesome and Big Chungus awesome and pushing for intersectional social justice.
Edit: thanks for the updoots, I am literally shaking at the response here
Oliver Cook
it’s rolled in puff pastry you dip
Julian Evans
Bretty good. love a giant horrible made shitty moose that should embarrass your country me
Tyler Fisher
Hanging some pictures up on the walls are we?
Lincoln Evans
opinions?
Ryan Rogers
Thought they closed at 10 now. has this changed?
Anthony Fisher
on what?
Asher Wilson
>be me
>begin reading this post
>Just cycled to and from Tescos
>think to myself "I wonder what he did get"
said no one ever m8
Gavin Perez
Makes me wanna get a scalpel and slice her leg open
Nathan Lee
must have been a tesco extra, 24 hours innit.
Jackson Rodriguez
Ethan Brown
bang bang
Nathaniel White
took you for a sonybro
Charles James
Love Lynyrd Skynyrd
Good Dixie boys
Bentley Nelson
Not a simp but hmmm
Cooper Cox
Wayfair was selling 100-200$ Cabinets for 12,000$-14,000$. Those same cabinets were also named after missing children, but when someone made the connection to Kylah Coleman (A missing 16 year old from Cleveland) all those cabinets they were charging 1,000’s of dollars for, deleted off their website including the one named “Kylah”. That was only a few days ago, and just yesterday the CEO of Wayfair decided to step down? Jeffery Epstein, a very high up man with connections to some of the most powerful people, who is also a pedophile involved in the secret ring the government labeled “pizza gate”. Here is why you saw memes about Jeffery Epstein (cuz I’m sure a lot of you don’t know) Jeffery’s flight logs on his private jet had some very high names in it from Tom Hanks to Bill Clinton. Epstein had agreed to testify in court, Exposing pizzagate, the Hollywood sex trafficking ring that celebrities (Like Tom Hanks) are apart of, but it’s not only Hollywood.
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Ayden Gutierrez
death stranding came out today on pc
Caleb Powell
grim that daft cunts on the internet have forgot all the stereotypes of european cultures in favour of labelling them "white"
Joshua Butler
Indeed it was an Xtra although it looks like they now close at 12
James Miller
Where I am, the Latinas aren't fat anymore. They are all fit and make white women upset. White people never should have let them be middle class and have zoomba classes. White women really fucked that one up
Landon Murphy
Dimitar Berbatov speaks sensational English, quite surprised.
Michael Wright
Many politicians are Also into this sick shit, But I’m sure you want proof right? So why don’t you go research the emails That did get exposed from Hillary Clinton’s files. Many of those emails, even some to Barrack Obama all had talk of different kinds of “pizza” how to deliver the “pizza” without any attention being drawn, shipping “pizza” to different countries for 1000’s of dollars? You cannot make this shit up, Wish I was that creative. Epstein was prepared to expose all of this, that’s why he was assassinated. Those people on his dossier, his flight log, HIS PAYROLL, were all afraid of getting exposed. How does a man on 24hr watch, with no access to rope, shoe strings, ANY sharp or plastic object, guarded by 2 human security guards, still manage to kill himself? OH and the security footage from the time of his suicide magically disappeared? That’s when people started to realize this wasn’t some movie driven conspiracy, that this shit I’m saying actually holds value and has piles and piles of evidence to back it up. Epstein’s ex lover is now in custody, ready to cooperate and expose some truth, just like he was. But as of this week she’s now also on “suicide watch” if she goes missing, or ends up dead. It will only further confirm everything I just said. So either way one of the biggest moments in OUR generations history is about to happen and NO ONE is talking about it. The government and Hollywood have been selling and sex trafficking children, and it’s about to be blown open.
Now THATS ^ a conversation y’all not ready to have
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Isaiah Ross
how could you tell?
William Bennett
striker of deft touch he was
Julian Hernandez
hate being english
Isaiah Lewis
made a curry earlier with loads leftover
always tastes better the next day