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Milan hejduk edition

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> Pregnant woman killed when friend allegedly lured her to party, cut out unborn baby

ah yes, brasil

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Ah yes the Great British sport that is Ice Hockey

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dogshit yank edition

pee pee poo poo
ever consider that?

*rapes and impregnates your mum*
now THAT’S what I call banter!

ate more tramadol

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You must not having many female friends if you've never had to do the ol c-section. Shame she died, but it costs thousands to give birth here. The gf doesn't allow me to see other girls vaginas so

sick to bastard death of writing
why can’t i just bloody type it out, you fat cunt?

Sancho is coming to yoonited

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once i found a water bottle in the forest filled with vodka. no clus how long it had been there. could have been days even. was open air and in the dirt. dead flies and specks of matter in jt . i drank it all including the flies because the flies were small enough to swallow. i knew that it having alot of alcohol it should be drinkable or atleast safe even if it had been there a long time. dirt is dirt. bacteria is what you should worry about not dirt and flies.

reckon im the first person ever whos smart but ALSO lazy

want a meat pie for lunch but that’s basically all i’ve had for lunch in a fortnight

Surely you've got a team there? Even venezuela has a great hockey team.

Doggy doo doo in your stew,
Doggy doo doo in your shoe,
Doggy doo doo in your hair,
Doggy doo doo everywhere!

sometimes Zig Forums makes me laugh

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you writing lines or something haha

gf keeps buying useless ornaments, she's got no concept of less is more

mad that To y Maguire, the best Spider-Man, got a spider crab named after him but Andrew Garfield, the worst Spider-Man, got an actual spider named after him
proof that God hates us all

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Stop posting worthless unfunny shit

this is me except she was my best friend for over a decade

State.

Thank you.

If this is what you care about then you need a life coach or mentor.

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phoar who is this, lad?

poo pee POOP AND SHIT PENIS

Wish I had more dreams about licking pussy.

can’t wait until there is a Doctor Who episode where police are all secretly Daleks and the Doctor regenerates into a fat transwoman of colour

>life coach

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My desire to have sex with the tattoo covered, fit, friendly nymph at work is reaching boiling point lads. She'd never have me which makes it all the more frustrating.

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she's not even that attractive

shaggable yes

that's about it.

Outies are the best

good post

What's his fucking problem?

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You're a very brave man. Well done.

As long as it didn't kill ya eh. When I was homeless I found a few big bottles around that I nabbed up. Found one with just a few shots taken out sitting in an outside window ledge once, was mango svedka. Feel guilty about it but I snatched it up quick, out in the backpack and walked off. My buddies were right happy about that one. I don't drink so I don't know if it had bits in it or wat

why are there so many schizos on /brit/ atm?