Milan hejduk edition
/brit/
Leo Taylor
Josiah Cox
> Pregnant woman killed when friend allegedly lured her to party, cut out unborn baby
ah yes, brasil
Jaxon James
Jayden Martin
Ah yes the Great British sport that is Ice Hockey
Colton Robinson
dogshit yank edition
Wyatt Sanders
pee pee poo poo
ever consider that?
Leo Young
*rapes and impregnates your mum*
now THAT’S what I call banter!
Jack Russell
ate more tramadol
Jose Sanders
You must not having many female friends if you've never had to do the ol c-section. Shame she died, but it costs thousands to give birth here. The gf doesn't allow me to see other girls vaginas so
Parker Fisher
sick to bastard death of writing
why can’t i just bloody type it out, you fat cunt?
Jacob Evans
Sancho is coming to yoonited
Brandon Martin
once i found a water bottle in the forest filled with vodka. no clus how long it had been there. could have been days even. was open air and in the dirt. dead flies and specks of matter in jt . i drank it all including the flies because the flies were small enough to swallow. i knew that it having alot of alcohol it should be drinkable or atleast safe even if it had been there a long time. dirt is dirt. bacteria is what you should worry about not dirt and flies.
Samuel Stewart
reckon im the first person ever whos smart but ALSO lazy
Luis Nguyen
want a meat pie for lunch but that’s basically all i’ve had for lunch in a fortnight
Camden Gray
Surely you've got a team there? Even venezuela has a great hockey team.
Dominic Gray
Doggy doo doo in your stew,
Doggy doo doo in your shoe,
Doggy doo doo in your hair,
Doggy doo doo everywhere!
Jackson Lee
sometimes Zig Forums makes me laugh
Carter Ortiz
you writing lines or something haha
Brody Baker
gf keeps buying useless ornaments, she's got no concept of less is more
Kayden Davis
mad that To y Maguire, the best Spider-Man, got a spider crab named after him but Andrew Garfield, the worst Spider-Man, got an actual spider named after him
proof that God hates us all
Adam Cooper
Jayden Reed
Stop posting worthless unfunny shit
Eli Stewart
this is me except she was my best friend for over a decade
Michael Barnes
State.
Jaxson Nelson
Thank you.
Aiden Campbell
If this is what you care about then you need a life coach or mentor.
Ethan Allen
Isaac Green
Carter Brooks
phoar who is this, lad?
Ayden Green
poo pee POOP AND SHIT PENIS
Evan Lopez
Wish I had more dreams about licking pussy.
Hudson Lopez
can’t wait until there is a Doctor Who episode where police are all secretly Daleks and the Doctor regenerates into a fat transwoman of colour
Jaxon Torres
>life coach
Daniel Wilson
My desire to have sex with the tattoo covered, fit, friendly nymph at work is reaching boiling point lads. She'd never have me which makes it all the more frustrating.
Hudson Ramirez
Noah Reed
she's not even that attractive
shaggable yes
that's about it.
Oliver Rogers
Outies are the best
Jack Williams
good post
Joseph Sanders
What's his fucking problem?
Cameron Rodriguez
You're a very brave man. Well done.
Matthew Myers
As long as it didn't kill ya eh. When I was homeless I found a few big bottles around that I nabbed up. Found one with just a few shots taken out sitting in an outside window ledge once, was mango svedka. Feel guilty about it but I snatched it up quick, out in the backpack and walked off. My buddies were right happy about that one. I don't drink so I don't know if it had bits in it or wat
Kevin Edwards
why are there so many schizos on /brit/ atm?