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Sven edition

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piss

reminder that bush stole the election from gore

look at those pink nipples. this is how a white man looks like

yeah...I'm gonna piss in the sink now and then brush my teeth and wash my face and get comfy in bed.
won't jack off tonight tho, did that yesterday.

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You are forty years old.

The candy cravings are chilling out now I think

The place I order pizza from always asks you how you're doing on the phone. It's kind of weird, but also charming.

remember that bush knocked down the towers

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Nothing wrong with being gay as long as you're a man about it and not an effeminate fag

god I wish that were me

The sky is orange

orange sky bad

haha yea

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also if you're gonna be an effeminate fag, you may as go all the way and become a trap so it's not as faggy (bonus points for a womanly voice)

VGH... THE WOMEN OF NORTH AMERICA

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why u wanna be a watamelon

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no the melon

guess where that melon has been

holy cringe

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does your apartment look like this?

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Just dumped a whole lot of toilet bowl cleaner in the sink and left it in there for a couple of minutes.
Thinking maybe the piss will stain it someday, been taking peepees in it for like 7 months now.
Better act now before I will have to explain myself in the future.... :-D

god that's so soulless

Well today I was going to take a bath stinky bath and then I got to the gym and then I’m going out and I have a shower and then I’ll head back home

Thanks autoguess

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As a matter of fact, it don't.

my fucking laptop battery keeps spontaneously dying without warning, so I want to get two more chargers so I can have one in each of the three locations around my domicile where I use my computer without the pain in the ass of moving the charger every time, but they don't sell the same chargers anymore, despite my laptop being one (1) year old, and the only offerings available are worse

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Hey Iwan Iwanowitsch...piss the heck off you smelly alcohoholic

Shoulded off gotten a MacBook like I told ya...

Or, you could just replace the battery you retarded maple syrup drinking faggot

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Typical no honor Russian.

lmao based

When my battery d-worded it smelled like burnt toast

if the battery is fucked after one (1) year, i can't be bothered doing a battery replacement as an annual event

I wanna replace my laptop battery but I don't wanna have to spend 30 or 40 on it

Apple make their shit intentionally obtuse to repair

Who tf thinks like that!?

*waves down your car*
*you slowly pull up and roll down your window*
*a squeaky tranny voice starts talking to you*
>aaay guapo chu looking for some fun?

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attention all footfags, if you see whats going on on Zig Forums right now, footfags are currently researching some girls feet, a girl giving a footjob to hunter biden.

footfags are going to save america

buy a thinkpad

it don't madder doe because you never have to repair it

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gonna get your cheeks busted

*cums*

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I own a macbook pro, except for the screen, I really don't care about it

i don't think that's worksafe

where'd you get this video of me?!?

>oh my god...look at that..that is TOETALLY professional...!

Hunter B. is the Footking

What absolute brainlet would browse Zig Forums during work?

me when on my break

Theres much more honor in destroying germoid graves than in what germans did

>reverse backhand stroking it while she fondles his balls with her toes

he is a man of taste and pleasures

this is the most important thing to happen to footfags in world history

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Fuck you, bitch!

what's happening here

ya too bad they censored the video.
You know I'm a long toe lover.

Russia, bring the HEAT!
Niceee!

Aww gee, oh noes

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his neice has long toes, which is pretty funny because he has been "sexually innapropriate" with her in the past. i guess he likes long toes too

hunter biden was getting a foot job and smoking crack in a video. they blurred out the girls face and people on Zig Forums are trying to figure out who the girl is by trying to unblur the video and do foot analyses to find out who's foot is in the video lol.

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